To err is human; to go totally off the rails and then boldly lie about it is ai.

Why Today's AI-Driven Layoffs Are Becoming Tomorrow’s Rehiring Crisis 33,000 retail jobs cut in one week for AI—Gartner predicts half will rehire by 2027. Amazon's data foundation is the difference.

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@thestranger.com The April 3rd I Saw U appears tagged “i-saw-u” instead of “isawu”, so it’s not showing on the section page.

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That’s funny. Both one bock away from the old office and one block away from the old mailing address.

An introvert’s cover of the Stone Roses’ classic: “I Wanna Be Ignored”

At least you’re holding out hope that the universe can change course.

I envision a modern remake:

Choose your favorite photos: reds on one leg, violets on the other, and golds at the top. Arrange them as a gradient between the colors.

Print that on canvas. Take to your tailor to make the suit out of the canvas.

You meant NEXT Mardi Gras, right?

I feel like I can spend an hour in Illustrator and get that to say “Guardians of Pedophiles”

You can’t have billionaire pedophiles without the billionaires.

True.

I’ve always marveled at how millions of men died of AIDS in the 90s, yet Jesse Helms dies of old age.

I finished it a couple of weeks ago and loved every minute.

Could be normal, but it isn’t quite
It could make you lie awake at night

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Unless its hour hand stopped between 1 and 2.

Then, that stopped clock is right twice a day, every day, except for two days per year, one of which it is right only once, and the other, three times.

Oh no.

Also: Settings > Language & Region to add secondary language dictionaries and establish priority.

The keyboard settings should enable toggling between the keyboard layouts (via the 🌐 in the bottom left), language settings should add secondary dictionaries for autocorrect.

All your base are belong to us: AARP eligibility test.

Are you following a specific challenge or regimen?

Holly Dunn’s “Daddy’s Hands.”

So you ate 10 berries.

Can’t wait for the updated tee-shirt design to drop.

Timeline cleanse:

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I’d never seen them move before, I’d only seen their faces, which I once heard someone describe as “the most sinister Muppet” and now? After seeing them move, yup, definitely sinister muppets.

I *think* this article indicates that Stripe does payout to Serbian accounts, but I would contact their support to confirm first.

They cite a limitation that the “platform” must be US-Based, which I’m assuming Ghost is.

docs.stripe.com/connect/cros...

How to setup and manage your Stripe account Configure your Stripe account to work with Ghost, from custom branding to payment receipt emails.

It looks like Stripe is Ghost’s only payment processor.

Can you get Stripe to payout to your account is the question.

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Go New Jersey.

Human-like cyborg, from the film Blade Runner, observing a captcha, thinking to herself “That’s odd. Why isn’t it letting me check that box?”