Are these the “I found this injured wolf/stag/polar bear” and took it home to heal kinda things? I’m a bit freaked out by them now.

Balcony - Focused and Filthy I haven’t posted for a long while. I’ve been busy but that is a terrible excuse. The main reason is I’ve fallen out of love with photography and particularly photographs of myself. I haven’t used my b...

My version of a #SinfulSunday post today after many weeks of being quiet. focusedandfilthy.com/2026/04/12/b...

In the foreground, a woman in a light robe which is hanging off one shoulder to display a suntanned breast smiles with calm satisfaction. In the background, a sexy chubby bald guy leans against a balcony in front of a sunset, with a bulge in his pants and a calmly horny look on his face

“The path to riches wasn’t strewn with danger, after all. It was flanked by entitled men who looked the other way, paying no attention to this silly little girl.”

Grew fond of my Free Use Secretary, so I wrote her a finale😉

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Cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!

Balcony - Focused and Filthy I haven’t posted for a long while. I’ve been busy but that is a terrible excuse. The main reason is I’ve fallen out of love with photography and particularly photographs of myself. I haven’t used my b...

My version of a #SinfulSunday post today after many weeks of being quiet. focusedandfilthy.com/2026/04/12/b...

We weren’t allowed to watch Grange Hill. It was a bad influence !

Audio porn: Sexy stories read aloud by the author and guests Audio porn: hottest posts from one of the UK's biggest sex blogs, read by the author and guests. Click to listen to kinky, real life sex stories.

Fancy a horny Sunday morning? Check out the amazing #AudioPorn that's gone live over the last few weeks from @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social, @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and yours truly.

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Was zu sehen ist Drei kleine, gestrickte, rosa Kreaturen — irgendwo zwischen Maus, Ameisenbär und Handpuppe — stehen auf einer mondähnlichen Oberfläche mit Kratern. Der Hintergrund ist schwarz, mit weißen Punkten, die wie Sterne wirken. Eine der Figuren taucht gerade aus einem Krater auf, eine andere steht daneben, die dritte hebt einen Arm, als würde sie etwas verkünden. 💬 Die Sprechblase Über der mittleren Figur steht der Satz: „THERE'S NO OIL HERE. FUCK OFF.“ Die Härte der Formulierung steht in starkem Gegensatz zu den harmlos wirkenden Puppenwesen.

Artemis 2 😂

Guest blog: After 24 years together, I realised we'd been rushing intimacy | Sean Owen "Intimacy is not one tone. It is not always soft or always raw. Sometimes it is deeply emotional and slow. Sometimes it is playful and creative."

"Intimacy is not one tone. It is not always soft or always raw."

I LOVE guest blogs about #sex in long-term relationships, and this week's, by Sean Owen, is really gorgeous.

Close up illustration of a woman straddling a guy's dick - he's whispering encouragement into her ear and she has her eyes closed with focused satisfaction. Behind her, another man grips her soft arse with his hands as he eases his way into her ass

It's good Friday! And the goodest thing about THIS Friday is that part 9 of @gdwsundial.bsky.social's incredible #AudioPorn series just went live.

This is the final one - double penetration! With hot new art by @stuartcb.bsky.social!

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Stripper Dyke, that's just outside Tadcaster, isn't it?

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These stories really are coming thick and fast at the moment🙄

Guess what?

The Canadian school is NOT 'banning food at lunchtime' during Ramadan🤦‍♀️

Obviously...

And if you BELIEVED it to be true, then you need to ask why you would choose to believe such an obviously ludicrous headline?

1/20

I don't want to ask the assistant a fucking question – why would I want to ask the fucking assistant a fucking question, I'm very obviously WhatsApping my fucking wife for fucks sake, when will this shit fucking END, get out of my fucking sight, sorry for swearing

I hope you enjoy it as much as we did. It’s my 18 yr olds favourite book and I took them to the imax screen of it as a treat. I loved the film. 👍

Hugs to those who find Mother's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, she's no longer here, you can't be with her or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

Happy Birthday and Happt Mother’s Day you glorious woman! 💜

Photograph of a large circle of 8 wild garlic and cheese scones still on the baking tray fresh from the oven and you can see the steam where I have cut into them

First wild garlic and cheese scones of the year! Mmmmmm treating myself.

@girlonthenet.bsky.social just seen Hail Mary!! Made me think of you. Hope you’ve caught it already. 💜

Sometimes it did take work to find the sexy. Sometimes it sneaks up on you and surprises you. Keep going … it’s definitely working.

Honestly, though.

I love seeing this !
you’re so hot 🔥🥵🧯

Photo of an outside metal table and on it is a plate of scrambled eggs on toast (with cheese and chives in it!)

First brunch outside of the year! I had to eat it quickly so it didn’t get cold. (Well that’s my excuse)

#InternationalWomen'sDay2026

They were my Christmas present which is why I’m showing them off 😊

You in another decade

It was chilli chicken masala and a tasty addition but we’ve now got curry for at least three people tomorrow left!

Bang on Spen! Well done I haven’t had it before but it’s very tasty if a little hot for me

Photo of five takeaway Tupperware’s full of curry and the closest one to the camera says CCM

When you order four curries but 5 turn up! What do we think CCM is?

Guest blog: Watched and face-fucked - my first visit to a sex club | Missy A stunning story about Missy's first ever visit to a sex club. Being watched during a spanking by eager observers, then face-fucked in front of them too...

"I wanted to feel the sting, the flush of heat across my backside."

#ICYMI last week's amazing guest blog by @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social!

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Thanks. Luckily it’s kept its colour well.