Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

OHHHH J——F———-C!!!!!! 🤬⁉️👀

Texas redistricts without a vote, Republicans cheer.

Dems in Virginia respond by putting it UP FOR A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE, it passes, Republican cry foul.

Oh well. Good job Virginia!!

They are never supposed to fight fire with fire politically according to the MSM. Only one side needs to abide by 'norms, rules and decorum.'

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

Horse-faced troglodyte says WUT?!

1) Get women bodily autonomy back
2) Start impeachment
3) Expand SCOTUS & NUETER KU Klux Kourt
4) Investigations into EVERYBODY

Help provide resources to women in NEED—that shouldn’t be having to deal with this shit during such emotional times & decisions in their life. Your donations could go a long way in helping them feel like they retain control over their OWN BODY⁉️🤬

Pass along!

That show; The Miniature Wife

Real world: (5 mins into situation)

Guy: “BABE—look at my cock, NOW!” 🤣😆

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

WUT? JFC

OMFG burn dozzz MF’ers DOWN⁉️

HATE HATE HATE ‘EM! Such an AWFUL predatory practice. Here, let me take away your transportation & just fuckin leave you there possibly w/o means 2 get home. Maybe you don’t have money/cards on you cuz you didn’t need them? Then make place 2 get yo ride worst place ever

Its repositioned most of us n2 fight/flight response while trying 2 simply manage WHAT YOU HAVE n an effort 2 simply retain it now that moving regulations, standards & fickle markets & also fucking w/ your long term stability plans, retirements & asset profiles. DO PPL NOT REALIZE HOW FUGGED WE ARE⁉️

Seriously—for the 4 millionth time—-HOW MUCH FUGGIN LONGER CAN WE POSSIBLY DO THIS? This has not only largely destroyed our Republic’s Democracy & government infrastructure & measures & controls but it’s almost eliminated middle class & undertaken a MASSIVE transfer of wealth.

I have
2 Phish Sphere
Friday 4/24
Sec 408 row 13

Looking trade for
2 Phish Sphere
Thursday 4/23
Anything unobstructed

Just figured I would toss this out and see. DMs are open if you interest

Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf's Advisor: Trump's decision to extend the ceasefire makes no sense. The ceasefire extension is an attempt to buy time for a surprise attack. Iran currently holds the initiative.

A sign that looks like it says 'we're hiring shit managers' because the 'f' is hidden by a lamppost

I'm confident I can be the shittiest manager you've ever hired.

Jahhhhhh blesssss

How I imagined 2025 as a kid: [picture of a futuristic utopia with weird buildings and weird roadways/tubes] how it turned out: a dying starving person saying 'fascism is bad' and the ugly meme or the guy going 'source?'

Ope here come the rigged 2020 elections peep walks which will undoubtedly be ppl who have not broken any law & largely unaware anything could even be viewed as such. 🤪🤣

Just wait—this kind of stuff will only get worse!! Attention ladies, you go out sans bra in public in Ohio (if this passed) & you could be arrested. JFC 🤬🤬🤬 WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTEEEEE FUCK⁉️

Also—THEY ARE ONE!! Fold a white piece of paper & design in crayon!! 🖍️😆🤣

BREAKING: TACO TUESDAY: Donald trump delays ethnic cleansing and war crimes again by extending the ceasefire indefinitely.

The woman has to resign her reporter gig but the dude keeps his NFL coaching job so everything is right on schedule

TACO 🌮 TUESDAY IT IS ONCE AGAIN for the weak, Orange turd. 😆

In 3 minutes it'll be Wednesday in Tehran.

There might be explosions.

EXACTLY & TBF, this likely already is outlined under state employees guidelines/RULES aka your Govt Ethics Rules, Code of Ethics, or Standards of Conduct.

BUT—each state should RESET THE STANDARD & CLEARLY STATE/INCLUDE shit like Polymarket just to ensure that and crypto are included & CLEAR.

He thinkin: “EXCELLENT—MOARRRR COUCH-FUGGIN-TIME⁉️⁉️ #LFG “ 🤪🤣

GAWD BLESS THE RED WHITE & BLUE⁉️🤣🤪

"I have restored peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire!" - Garth Vader