Gotta bring my happy birthday @dragoture.bsky.social to blue sky now!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

To the cartoonist who drew this, well done.

Being a former catholic when the new pope is chosen is such a wild ride of catholic guilt

Fact.

Say it to my fucking face babe 🫶🏼

Nah deleting snaps is sus- say it with your heart sis

It’s amazing how time heals, and how that once broken girl is now living for everything she ever wanted.
If I could hug myself 10 years ago and show her where we are now I would.

Anyways- when you see this, do us both a favor and just don’t.

Anytime a new social media app drops I immediately look to block you. This time I didn’t.
I’m great just so you know- married with 1 baby and 1 on the way.
Took a lot of therapy- and some Taylor Swift to remind me that it wasn’t me- it was you.
I know you’ll get curious and see this one day

If you weren’t already, you should start now! 👇🏾👇🏻👇🏽

👉🏽The Kardashian/Jenner just asked to FAFO.
Boycott:
SKIMS SKKN
KKW
Kylie Cosmetics
Kylie Skin Kylie Baby
Khy
Sprinter Lemme
818 Tequila
Kendall+Kylie Clothing
XO Khloe Fragrance
Good American
Safely (cleaning products)
Arthur George Socks
ShoeDazzle

It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See
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Michelle just not going to the is level of unbothered I want to be when I grow up

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

lol I like that we go from happy music to people walking down the silent hallway 💀

🤡🍊

Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration

Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration

Gross I forgot Brett Kavanaugh was a fucking person.

I miss Obama so much.

Why does the thanksgiving parade always make me cry 😂

It’s the season for crocheted gifts 🎄❄️🎁

Decaffeinated black tea is my drink at the moment 😍

Taylordle 349: 5/8

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Feel like hot garbage bc I literally scrolled social media today and got nothing done.

𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖊

𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖊

𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖊 f𝖔𝔯 wh𝖆𝔱

𝔶𝔬𝔲

𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖊

𝖒𝖊

𝕯𝖔.

I’ve been busting ass all morning and afternoon cleaning and catching up on all the stuff I didn’t get done the last month. I finally get the chance to lay down and chill and the acid reflux hits instantly 😭

lol this is rookie numbers right 💀😂

Me thinking I was gonna come lay in bed and read like I’m not pregnant and exhausted 24/7 🤡

Goodnight 🤣