Oh dear.

Good morning! If you're allergic to tree pollen, I have bad news for you. The trees are out there playing Al Green and getting freaky today.

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Looks like Lawrence, KS is about to get some heavy weather. No tornadic activity being reported as of yet, but make sure those hatches are battened down anyway.

Why is my mayoral Instagram feed full of weird videos of people doing a terrible job of making pancakes but with stuff in the middle? Does this mean something?

Beginning to suspect that people behind this "portal" you all are talking about are little more than Bushwhackers.

Good morning friends and neighbors! I hope there's somebody in your life who loves you as much as the New York Times loves writing sneering headlines about Zohran Mamdani.

Preach it!

Good morning friends and neighbors! It was 161 years ago today that the Bushwhackers et al., lost the Civil War.

Losers yesterday, losers today, losers forever.

He's a wicked man. And an idiot. He's a wicked idiot.

Somebody secure Lindsay Graham before he explains to Grandpa what he just agreed to in Iran's 10 point plan.

Am I relieved? Yes.

Do I hate these Bushwhackers with the white hot intensity of 1,000 burning suns? Also yes.

Smiley's at K10 and K7 is there, and it's okay and not too expensive. But that's about 30 minutes away.

Would the Norwegians be willing to give him the Nobel Peace Prize on the condition that he resign immediately?

TAPS SIGN WITH INCREASING URGENCY.

He's a wicked, wicked man.

KU freshman to open Mexican food truck in Lawrence A KU freshman is opening a Mexican food truck focused on birria dishes this month to help her pay for nursing school.

A KU freshman is opening a Mexican food truck focused on birria dishes this month to help her pay for nursing school. lawrenceks.news/4dxVV2u

Excluding, you know, whatever the hell the president is doing this morning.

Good morning! Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Looks to be a pretty pleasant day.

a woman says bye-bye while standing in front of newspapers Alt: a woman says bye-bye while standing in front of newspapers

Bye-bye, Bondi.

a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst Alt: From Parks & Rec "The WOOORST" is sung/shouted.

Once again, I must state for the record that Alito is the worst.

Good morning, friends and neighbors! If we wanted to just skip the April Fools Day stuff this year, I think that would be fine. We'll have more than enough foolishness from Papa Trump today to fill a thousand April Fools Days.

Customers bid farewell to plant store, candy shop in downtown Lawrence Lines of customers stretched from Jungle House all the way to Massachusetts Street Tuesday morning as Lawrence community members said goodbye to the plant shop. Nearby Squishington's Candy is also clo...

Lines of customers stretched from Jungle House all the way to Massachusetts Street this morning as Lawrence community members said goodbye to the plant shop. Nearby Squishington's Candy is also closing today. lawrenceks.news/41pKJOl

Headsup #LFK that apparently both Jungle House and Squishington's are closing today for good.

They closed comments? But there are threads on Reddit

www.reddit.com/r/Lawrence/c...

Good morning, Greater Lawrence on this spring Tuesday! I cordially invite you to oppose Bushwhackery in all its insidious forms today.

And you might as well do so with panache.

Ooof. Sorry to hear that. I think "curious immunity to any sense of urgency" is underrated as a problem in the larger culture.

Blessed be.

a man with long hair and a beard is sitting in the back seat of a car . Alt: Nicolas Cage with long hair and a beard is smiling delightedly with eyes closed against a psychedelic background.

Every time Duke loses be like...

Ya dead mayor boy took his own advice to go outside and went down to Baker Wetlands for a walkabout. #LFK

Saw a couple of bald eagles, a few bluebirds, and a lot of tree swallows who need to relax. I don't want to touch your little houses, tree swallows. Take a chill pill.