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I love a film that comes with homework

Also I have just been authorised to pass this along from @notmoro.bsky.social, who is away from her phone right now.

"Guy."

I hope not

Ooh, fancy! Mine is standard old O

I know Peter Serafinowicz is very versatile but I really want to see Brian Butterfield in this

It all went wrong when Bilbo retconned The Hobbit at the Council of Elrond

I hope the door is inexplicably three floors above the office where they leave the keycard

Far Side cartoon of an uneasy tie-wearing man at a desk in a skyscraper office. He has his back to the window. Behind, a duck can be seen watching in another skyscraper. Anatidaephobia: the far that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

You'd think the supermarket would notice that I keep coming back every week and not bother sending these, wouldn't you

Everybody should own at least one of these

A reminder that we did this.

(And had to pay Mirror Group Newspapers for the copyright of the text, one of the finest rights payments I’ve ever approved.)

As this was my library growing up, I can't not celebrate

It's weird seeing the view from my car from the front passenger seat

The Pepto Bismol diarrhoea man, with his big pink broom

Interesting shade of pink they've picked. I suppose you could call it an internal server error.

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

At some point someone will get one that just says 'no'

I don't know, but they just made TEA in the MICROWAVE

I'm 5'8" and have long hair that's frequently purple, so no park runs for me I suppose

Probably depends on context

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They should let her keep it

He's miscalculated there, he's now up against the legal behemoth that is Bob Mortimer

What's that down there?

Same!

I am extremely disturbed at how 1996 would be the year used if a hypothetical Back to the Future remake came out today

@notmoro.bsky.social why didn't I think of doing this for you the other year?

'Curious how my achy hip cleared up once I got a better chair' remarks 52yo man with similar posture issues