NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS UPSET WHEN SHE SEES SLUGGO LAYING ON THE GROUND, HIS BACK AGAINST A ROCK NANCY: SLUGGO--- YOU'RE THE LAZIEST BOY IN TOWN P2-NANCY POINTS TO A BEE SITTING ON A FLOWER … BZZZ BZZ NANCY : HERE, TAKE A CLOSE-UP OF THE BUSY BEE IN THAT FLOWER-- NANCY HANDS SLUGGO A MAGNIFYING GLASS P3- NANCY: IT MAY INSPIRE YOU TO BE MORE AMBITIOUS SLUGGO GETS A CLOSER LOOK OF THE BEE WITH THE MAGNIFYING GLASS P4- SLUGGO SEES THE BEE, BUT ITS NOT BUSY, BUT LAYING ON ITS BACK TAKING A NAP

Whole mood is bud it's okay to ask for help

Duck

this is a bill of attainder

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early

me: pope's woke

catholics: what?

me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

Life goals

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Brian Eno did it best

i love her

No wonder this guy failed at real estate

Beret la Grenouille

Partner uses an alias, anagram for “Dylan Baguettes”

So you still wanna do logistics, and you think that you got what it takes?

I'm more of a genre fan

like when Bad Bunny had the jumbotron read LOVE CONQUERS HATE or whatever at the Super Bowl and an entire American political party was like NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T

But Ms. Panitch did not rule out supporting Mr. Kemp if he ran. “Kemp has done things that I am fighting against every day,” said Ms. Panitch, pointing to his signing of a six-week abortion ban. “But it is a different level of betrayal that Ossoff has committed.”

Coming up in May: Georgia Dem lawmaker Esther Panitch is facing a primary challenger from DSA.

Panitch accused Jon Ossoff of "betrayal" for his criticism of Israel; & said she'd consider voting Kemp over Ossoff because Kemp's abortion ban was less of a betrayal. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/15/u...

Waiting for godot

Not like modell did any of that voluntarily

Model for teams moving is when browns moved to Baltimore and new browns got all old browns stuff

Hate how the Titans are holding all the Oilers iconography hostage.

ChatGPT’s latest stylistic quirk is sinister, infuriating – and absolutely everywhere | Stuart Heritage Once you start noticing “it’s not X, it’s Y” as you scroll online, you can’t fail to register it. I’ve become so hypervigilant that it has seeped into my subconscious thoughts

In 2019, I defended my PhD on 'It's not X, it's Y' and similar constructions, which I call contrastive negation constructions. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that 'It's not X, it's Y' would become the topic of comment pieces in newspapers.
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you’re not allowed to say unc if you don’t know who charlie wilson is btw.

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WYDEN: Are you gonna recommend the US taxpayer pay Trump $10 billion?

BISIGNANO: I'm not rendering an opinion

WYDEN: Give me your opinion! You're ostensibly somebody who is supposed to be doing stuff

Sulu (leather jacket on top of a leather vest, draped over his shoulders like a pimp's cape) stands opposite a sitting Star Fleet security officer

All the leather and suede jackets in The Search for Spock are pretty good, but Sulu's look has so much swagger

It's too bad that the folks in charge after the Civil War didn't contemplate and address keeping insurrectionists from gaining power in the — *listens in earpiece* — I'm sorry to report that they did, but the Supreme Court effectively deleted it.

Heavenly father. Turn their lives into living hell. Strip them of their pe "We're coming for you. If we have to storm that fucking US Capitol, you better ont of military tribunals oing to sta very one of vo be well armed when we get into that Senate chamber, because we're dragging every last one of you down those US Capitol stairs you fucking inaudible. You better be looking around your fucking shoulder every time you step out in public, you better beef your security up. Us Democrats have had it with you."

(D-MI) Evelyn Normielib This House We Believe -Retired teacher -Voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson -"The blood of the tyrant shall water our fields"

According to advanced metrics he is literally the worst shortstop in major league history, in terms of cumulative defensive performance

I feel like people focus a little too much on Bruce Springsteen having a slightly cringey stage persona singing boomer music and not enough on that boomer music being pretty fuckin good and him genuinely caring about stuff