VIRGIL AHHHH

Mohamed Salah to the dome 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #ynwa

Having slept off most of the anger, I hope the Sounders continue to play like that the rest of the season. The patterns of play, the 1 2s, guys playing in-between the lines and in the channels. Varied attacks and great through balls. On another night we score 6 like that. #EBFG

Fuck tigres Fuck Concacaf fuck that ref fuck fuck fuck

Fuck You Concacaf. 6 minutes was literally just this last fake injury

How is a player evaluated on the field for 7 minutes and not asked to come off at all? Oh we're on Concacaf time.

SOUNDERS ALBERT RUSNAK. GET ME ANOTHER

Broadcast explaining away clear hand balls now. Cool cool

Yea lets not explore the crucial possible handball in the box

Extra annoying because all Jackson had to do was first time the ball from Alex onto Nouhou. Instead he takes a touch, gets closed down and passes back to retreating Alex starting that entire sequence. Literally just had to be normal

Sloppy fucking give away leads to an unnecessary corner and we're behind again. Completely against the run of play. Fuckin joke

Lfg Sounders. Game on

If ya just hit it anywhere but perpendicular to straight at goal we're probably back even

Pauly....HOW

Red standing right in front of a crowd where 1 guy escalated and red gives both sides a card. Just absolutely guessing at this point this ref

Llanez rewarded for throwing himself to the ground

Throwing the ball at downed opponents isn't a card in Concacaf evidently

Any time you get touched in the box now you need to roll around for five minutes until the ref decides to go back and look at it

Hahahahahaha Llanez you absolute tool. All that for nothing

INSANE PENALTY GIVE

What kind of Concacaf bullshit do we got here

#EBFG

PRIMETIME PAULY BABYYYYY

The audio on the Apple TV broadcast sounds like late 90s satellite radio in a car

This Lopez kid is something else. My word. Goal line clearances and forays forward with crosses into the box.

The PAULS CONTINUE

Surely that's a hatty for the Paul?

Have a night Paul

Derrrrrrrrrrrs. Ok Paul ok. Welcome welcome! #ebfg

Was about to type out a message about how does Jesus not see that 1 2 he's played earlier when he's supposed to be one of our chief creative forces