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Posts by Col. Will Porter

A writing office in my building used to use a huge paper bag of L Ron Hubbard books as a doorstop for years.

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Quite w/ horn art

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Seems like the owner of the old thunderbird outside my window has a need to run it for 30-45min every couple of months. ๐Ÿ’€

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Share a GIF from a western you love ๐Ÿค 

(not a GIF, but it's real good)

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sometimes kids make good points

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I personally love the trope of "This wasnt a burial. Guy's not dead, just very dehydrated. Maybe curiosity and looting aren't good reasons to dig up graves."

Being torn apart by an ancient wizard or dessicated cryptid is the real white man's burden.

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Werewolf w/ Choco Taco

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QRP with a sturdy back

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Back Appreciation in Dungeon

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www.patreon.com/posts/156026...

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Awoo, y'all. If you see this post a dog.

๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿบ

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Certainly not me.

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made the work cup better

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People shit on Capitalism but when important people get really good stuff, the net quality of the crumbs they drop on us can only improve!

Seeing Economics in the wild like that, it's like finding a baby deer in your yard. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’–

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The Pope just handed them their campaign slogan for '28.

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๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ"More like CF๐˜™๐˜ˆ๐˜™๐˜™ 29 1910.146, amiright?"

(sampler beeps)

"I'll need a hazard assessment, sign-off by the entry supervisor, notice to emergency services, continuous ventilation, an approved anchor point for retrieval lines, and a designated attendant. But after that, yeah let's rock."

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Good one, Tom!
Now I gotta reset the sign!

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Somewhere someone in hi-viz is writing OSH-compliant fanfic where they explore how far you can go without violating confined space permit reqs.

"Hot Work"
"Administrative Control"
"Load Bearing Surfaces"
The titles virtually write themselves.

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Some of the character illustrations for the OSHA 30hr go pretty hard.

I really hope they're not AI. After all these hours, I've really come to trust their designated Competent Person.

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'We just hosted the perpetrator's unmoderated chat groups, the algorithm that fed him increasingly frantic and incendiary content cited in his manifesto, and the livestream that broadcast the incident. We didn't MAKE him do the thing! We're just a silly little social media site!"

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Investigations of Google Street View <p>Seeking records on the FTCโ€™s investigation into Google Streetview</p>

It got here through attrition.

"Oops! Our street-view cars were scanning wifi networks and recording login and email information. It was on purpose but we thought you'd be cool, y'know? Our bad. How about we use that data to show you ads? That's as good as an apology!"

epic.org/documents/in...

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People growing up on the contemporary internet don't seem to process how dense it is with features that were widely considered extremely suspicious or unacceptable invasions of privacy when I first got online in 2001-2002.

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Brachiosaurus ๐Ÿ’š, but my love for dinosaurs goes back so far that I had my first anxiety attack in preschool when my teacher told me, "The dinosaurs are all dead. They're never coming back." Had to get up from the reading circle and go walk around the blocks/nap room for a while.

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Fun fact: Iguanodon is the only dinosaur qualified to perform emergency field tracheotomy.

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I know some of you freaks are just aching for the newest issue of Leak & Spill.

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A title absolutely WASTED on a material handling supply catalog.

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What I'm saying is we should exhume and beat up the body of Jack Welch.

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At risk of sounding like a crank, the US is increasingly irrelevant on the world stage, largely because of its insistence that men who find novel ways to eliminate human workers are more valuable than healthy, qualified, knowledgeable workers.

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Skilled trades are some of the most undervalued jobs in the US. Sure they *can* pay well, but holy shit can it be impossible to break into/convince employers to give a fuck.

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Every time a dude tries to roast you online for shit you didn't say, an angel gets bodied by a waymo.

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