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"the us and british empires both got rich off of slavery years ago and it affects our infrastructure to this day. i simply choose not to think about it." Looks at the pfp. Pasty white. Nods to myself.

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being a sevenkelvin warrior in a world of vicdoor slop.

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Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!”
Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?”
Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.”
Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

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every time butch seven is mentioned a baby puppys and kittys friendship bond goes to the angel department and bestows the most beautiful pair of wings to the sweetest angel girl

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Holliday Deadlock curled up and sleeping against Seven Deadlocks chest.

Holliday Deadlock curled up and sleeping against Seven Deadlocks chest.

My Futch4Butch T4T het yuri. My dune. My fucking mid boss dune worm.
(SevenXHolliday or holliseven or idk. i dont have a clever ship name.) #Deadlock

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Rem and Haze being friends #deadlock #deadlockfanart

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Haze
#fanart #art #deadlock #haze #deadlockart #deadlockfanart #deadlockvalve

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(Another Request)
This reminds me of when your Miis in Miitomo would ask you questions about yourself

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Request on the other site for a Hummer Guy version

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Put Octodad and Bunger into Fortnite.

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we used to die on hills for pete sake

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idgaf if you think using twitter is morally bankrupt or not BUT if you say that on bluesky and continue to use twitter just as if not more often or whatever ... they call that hypocrisy

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[southwest michigan voice] its so great that we're a state known for its automotive industry. to commemorate this we are going to have the most bullshit roads and drivers imaginable. good luck keeping your american made darling safe in DOWNTOWN GRAND RAPIDS

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"seven isnt goth" Draw his pussy now.

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"sighs i need a cute goth character's pussy to draw though" VICTOR... MINA... SEVEN?

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some of you bitches gotta stay away from graves tho If theres one thing i know about her its that shes around apollos age and if theres one thing i know about apollo its that hes like a teenager

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okay fine i admit it i never actually checked the tag until now. ted voice theres SO much bees !

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Short comic of Holliday thinking of Silver from Deadlock. Silverbullet

Short comic of Holliday thinking of Silver from Deadlock. Silverbullet

holliday losing the idgaf war.

#deadlock

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can bara artists hop on deadlock so i dont have to see. Ive run out of insults for doorman.

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my stupid chud lethal company oc that has possessed me lately.

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some more shit of her. #MYFLICK.

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A low resolution image of the main characters from Death Note in a utopian society

A low resolution image of the main characters from Death Note in a utopian society

AND THIS IS WHY DOORMAN/SEVEN WILL WORK BECAUSE SEVEN IS THE MAN WHO WILL TRY TO BE DOMINANT THAT DOORMAN WILL BREAK IN HALF!!! YOU BITCHES KNOW NOTHING!!!

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diversity .. win...? you made springtrap without any of the stupid shit and made him for real gay with a for real man and had him for real hate his ex...?

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WAIT NAHH I DIDNT REALIZE HE WAS IMPLIED EXES WITH KELVIN 😭😭 imagine being kelvin and fumbling the guy who would become seven tho. Imagine fumbling seven in general couldnt be me

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i dont even gaf about doorman in a shipping way i just think seven should have a little itabag of him or something. seven is the only doorman fan allowed

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A screenshot from the Deadlock wiki page for Seven's quotes, cropped to those for when he kills The Doorman.
"Today has gotten rather interesting now, hasn't it?"
"I will know your secrets, Doorman!"
"I'll see you at the Baroness, Doorman!"
"This is far from over, Doorman!"
"Oh, I like him."

A screenshot from the Deadlock wiki page for Seven's quotes, cropped to those for when he kills The Doorman. "Today has gotten rather interesting now, hasn't it?" "I will know your secrets, Doorman!" "I'll see you at the Baroness, Doorman!" "This is far from over, Doorman!" "Oh, I like him."

literally found a better ship for doorman just by browsing the wiki sorry. guy who wants to achieve godhood getting mogged by/looking up to? actual eldritch freak. iirc doorman fucking haaaates him too it would be funny

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cant look up deadlock because i know its not gonna have my beautiful carry-ganker wife its gonna have That blue eyed cunt. but i need dto see my beautifyl carry-ganker wfe.

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liking doorman because im a monsterfucker has me jumping out the fishbowl like IM NOTHING LIKE YOU fellas! 😁

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