Hey blue sky 🌌

I don’t think I ever have anything good to say around this time of year

I’m hella bored and confused

Googled what ppl like to see here and the highest ranked search result said pretty much all the shit you see on twitter

I keep having these weird dreams where I think I’m winning a game

It’s difficult not being everyone’s first choice

Out here you either die a hero or live long enough to see everyone else’s true colors

1 + 1? 2.
1 + 2? 3.
1 + 3? 4!
1 + 4? 5!

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This morning’s train was so packed I was able to sneak my empty ginger ale into someone’s tote 👜

I hella have to leave this job now, since I accidentally had to lie about having an improv class

Calling it a skeet make me laugh! because to me that is like Sperm like back when everyone was in highschool listening to hip hop at bon fires & quoting Chapelle show & sometimes "where's the chapstick?"😹 then you remember tosh.0 quote so you gotta say that too 🙀🤣🤪 slapping the bass nostalgia ftw

This is my first "skeet"! I hope Bluesky is a kinder place where context matters, patience is king, compassion comes first, God is king, love thrives, understanding goes a long way, curiosity is celebrated (alongside X-mas), lies are debunked, porn is challenged & destroyed, & Jesus is queen 🌱💗

This fool put hella pickles in my falafel wrap the other day and it wasn’t bad but I’m gonna question it

God I just want a slurpee w cherry flavor

Keep doing this thing where I don’t care

Hey guys I’m back on bluesky

When I first moved out here I thought it was gonna be like that where the wild things are movie theme by arcade fire

Come through and watch the nun ii

Stop doing that plz

Becomes insane during a job interview

Becomes crazy or a beacon of hope and perseverance

I gotta go there

In the end by linking park almost brought me to tears

It’s also something to feel crazy every day

I might read and watch a movie

Nationwide is on your side, hopefully

Got these in the mail today

It’s hella fun to show chris Farley snl clips to someone who’s never heard of him