Green and white expressway sign reading: “South Beloit. 3 Miles”

You are a saucy boy.

catfish behavior is so funny they are freaks of the ocean (? marsh? body of waters (s))

idk who needs to hear this but you can get your shingles booster with your covid booster

book covers should aspire to this

wuh-woh

Some day for the last time and for the rest of history be thought about again V after you've died by a friend you will never fortnite you will be thought about EPIC GAMES or a relative not even once

the Wisdom Of The Computer

I RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN wizard meme

what if they get to the moon and it isn't there :/

can e-ink tablets have a backlight? am i delusional for wanting this?

this and lamotrigine

Target (1998, PC)

(1/2)

An adorable raccoon.

oh this guy fucks

how many of you have the kurt vonnegut butthole tattoo

new tool:
🐈 plano
a small in-browser engine for creating your own flatgames. add images, gifs, and text to make a little collage-like world for a character to walk around in
play on itch

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.

What a fucking shot holy shit

my wife did this

the spacecraft my wife worked on is launching today with people on it. to the moon

DOGS/FRDPOC.GIF

At work just now:

Coworker: so all dogs go to heaven right?

Me: no.

Coworker: what do you mean no?

Me: some dogs are cops

Boss: (under breath) oh my god

what if the psychosis of your guys just manifests in the oozing hypertrophic irregularities of I'm Just Asking Questions

gravity's rainbow by thomas pynchon

613 pages in and he's still cooking

Coke Zero is probably healthy for you

happy tdov read my awful book & feel even worse about yourself somehow 🖤

Please Read This Book. You can get it for free on itch here; it's like 100 pages long; I think it has something for most people who are okay with a little darkness and artsy non-linearity in their fiction. Suspense, violence, romance, crime, drama, comedy, twists, slice of life type vignettes.

Catboy Interspecies Autophagy by blake What's good for you?

what if there was a drug that could fix all your problems and all you had to do was go to your friend's stupid party newtype.itch.io/catboy-inter...

do you think the crowds were excited when they got to the part when the guys all turned into pigs in the odyssey

"we have always been here" —chiropractors

my mechanical keyboard with most of the keycaps on

my mechanical keyboard with most of the keycaps off and it's DIRTY

is this a safe space