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ANALYSIS: Government set to reduce Treaty in legislation to lowest possible standard - what it means Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.

Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.

1 day ago 7 4 1 1

honestly she has been churning out banger after banger while in the gallery and we are very lucky to have her

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ANALYSIS: Government set to reduce Treaty in legislation to lowest possible standard - what it means Sweeping changes to Treaty clauses across 23 laws could lower te Tiriti to its weakest legal standard, reshaping how it influences decisions in health, environment and beyond.

yes we've all been frothing with the coup, meanwhile Mani Dunlop is out here reporting on this fuckery and what it means.

www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/04/20/a...

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These are all better than it's the same day David.

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Chris Liddell: Why NZ cannot afford to miss the AI tsunami OPINION: From the Knowledge Wave to the AI Tsunami.

thanks for your views, former senior trump white house staffer chris liddell, who doesn't mention the word trump anywhere in his piece, or his disclosure. i love the reckons of a man who stayed with trump even after jan 6 when several others quit.

www.nzherald.co.nz/business/eco...

2 weeks ago 73 19 6 1
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Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers 'miss out' on the full story The PM's wife was asked about last month's poll result which showed National Party support had fallen to 28%.

Oh. This is the new strategy then. Wheel out the Whānau. Except she doesn't seem to actually say what the good parts are?

www.1news.co.nz/2026/04/04/a...

2 weeks ago 43 2 14 6

Greta is playing a game getting us to guess what foreign words mean. She gives us hints when we're struggling.

What do you call a cooked chicken, was one such hint.

Folks, the answer was chicken.

2 weeks ago 18 0 3 0
TikTok - Make Your Day

Come for my own embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Stay for Labour's bigger embarrassing Tūtira Mai Ngā Iwi song. Leave for my embarrassing singing.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSuw5UsxW/

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Sooooo spark network just... Gone?

3 weeks ago 1 0 4 0
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It's going down, I'm yelling timber | David Cormack Get more from David Cormack on Patreon

When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.

Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock.

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4 weeks ago 34 11 1 1
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if u like this piece, tell yer friends. While it's cool to get some money for these sporadic pieces, I make all of them free and open after a few hours. So save your money.

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It's going down, I'm yelling timber | David Cormack Get more from David Cormack on Patreon

When a party finds itself in polling trouble, Mother Mary comes to me.

Speaking words of wisdom, don't support another US-led incursion into the Middle East that will predictably result in an oil shock.

www.patreon.com/posts/its-go...

4 weeks ago 34 11 1 1
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Society Insider: ‘Anything worth having you have to work hard for’ – Nats' Mark Mitchell to marry for fourth time Plus, Kiwi fintech boss hosts F1 star Lando Norris.

boy what great PR at this very specific time

www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/so...

1 month ago 34 1 9 1

Bruh we *wanted* [checks notes] prescription charges, inequality, more jobless, decimated health systems, terrible school lunches and more smoking!?!

1 month ago 24 2 4 0

how can you say no poll will make u resign because you're focused on what new zealanders what, when the poll is telling you what they want?

1 month ago 75 12 8 0

so this is a hell of a subtweet.

it makes our statement being milequetoast-ly supportive of the US clearer, govt doesn't want to upset gas-daddy at a time when they have shown no economic plan and are desperate for something - anything - to take into the election.

remember kids, always be craven.

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"Luxon hit back at Clark saying: 'What is disgraceful is a regime that kills its own people they way it has'."

wow, can't believe Luxo has come out this hard against the US...

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washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"

washington post push alert saying "Trump's attack on Iran risks alienating war-weary supporters", I crossed out alienating war weary supporters and wrote "killing people"

not everything needs to be viewed as a meta political story on polling. humans are dying.

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A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.

A celebrity gossio post on reddit, with a list of 15 "celebrities", of which I know one.

Reading Hollywood gossip on reddit is my secret shame. But really I don't know why. Who the fuck are these people? I recognise Peg Bundy's name and that's it...

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Steven Joyce follows me on substack apparently.

Steven Joyce follows me on substack apparently.

what.

1 month ago 19 0 3 0
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That was my writing experience.

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I cannot deny this.

1 month ago 5 0 0 0

Was fucking smug about that.

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Won’t somebody rid me of these turbulent comms people? No. | David Cormack Get more from David Cormack on Patreon

Have made this free to read now.

www.patreon.com/posts/151750...

@dimsie.bsky.social you may enjoy

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Won’t somebody rid me of these turbulent comms people? No. | David Cormack Get more from David Cormack on Patreon

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1 month ago 8 3 3 0

haaaaaaaaahahah

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Headline: Government gives police 'move on' powers to ban rough sleepers, beggars, but it's crossed out.

Headline: Government gives police 'move on' powers to ban rough sleepers, beggars, but it's crossed out.

Same headline edited to now say Government can move on deez nuts.

Same headline edited to now say Government can move on deez nuts.

fixed it

1 month ago 23 3 2 1
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well, aside from the racism and sexism and imperialism, sure.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flash

The Andrew formerly known as Prince in the back of a car leaving the police looking... Not flash

Prince Philip before he died but you'd swear it was after

Prince Philip before he died but you'd swear it was after

Corporate wants you to find the difference...

2 months ago 15 2 1 0
Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.

Quick Start Guide for Behringer in ear monitors, that looks a hell of a lot like an IUD.

the guide for my new IEMs sure does look like an IUD...

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