The earth always wins in the end

Ullmark is on fucking on one today (complimentary)

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Was just typing a reply to mention that sometimes I try to imagine what the residents in my retirement home will be like, and yeah. Agreed

I dunno, throw a trucker cap and a beard on the dude, swap the turtle for a band t-shirt and he looks like every dad I hang out with

oh, so this is a **bubble** bubble

I excitedly bought tickets as soon as they went on sale specifically to see them, only to realize afterwards that I’m out of town 😖

Poob has it for you

It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now.

Tweet: I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

As a Sens fan going back to the Parliament logo, my only expectation is pain

I’m sure our civic-minded pals, the multi-national oil and gas cartels, will definitely not just eat this as extra profit. Hello savings!

A part of my brain died reading this

In the 84th game you play the shadow mirror version of your own team, like in Super Dodgeball

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I get their point, though Bolsonaro is also a good example. Since Trump took office again there have a been a string of high profile resounding defeats for right wing parties/leaders despite those groups previously polling very well

Now who’s “Ontario’s Team” right?

Eh-I

🖕

Depends what you mean by it. The hockey Senators “it” happened

I’ve taken my shots at Linus on this website (and in my head) but he’s been great since his return with the exception of those shit games in Florida, so credit where it’s due. Bring it dude, you got this

Hell. Yeah. Let’s goooooo0000

I hurt my back because I slept in a little too long on the weekend, so I get how they must feel cramped up in that thing

Ok, these mf Sens are dragging me back all in damnit

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I miss that guy

youtu.be/J-VXdKdirAo

Screencap of Thomas Chabot from the Ottawa Senators being interviewed on TSN. He’s wearing a headset with mic, which is casting a shadow on his cheek, connected to his goatee

Had to do a double take because the shadow of the mic makes it look like Chabot shaved only one side of his face

I’ll be second in line, I honestly don’t see any downsides even if it doesn’t go as planned

This list is just the product notes you see when you download Bluesky from the app store