Code of Conduct Committee says that transphobia and hitting and killing a teenager with your car then lying about it is ok, but speaking about those things is very wrong

On today's ratfuck:

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Protection racket

Being on the sidewalk is illegal! Waiting outside McDonald’s or the library is illegal! Using clean needles is illegal! Public bathrooms are illegal! Also why are there used needles and garbage on the ground, why are people pissing on streetcorners, why is Uptown dead

This is fucking embarrassing. Council members so intent on “being the adults in the room” that they are trying to travel back two decades in policy

I love this

The world’s most precious pudding, a 4 week old cavalier king charles puppy, looking at you with literal puppy eyes. He’s light brown with a white stripe down his forehead and nose

I’m on the waitlist for a puppy and I’d say y’all better prepare for me to be insufferable, but let’s be real there’s no way you could prepare

So beautiful and immediately joined the email list

Photo of the back of a blue car with a yellow bumper sticker that says “KEEP HONKING! I’m Sitting In My Car Crying to the cranberries 1993 Hit Single, “LINGER”!

Crying in my apartment listening to the cranberries in solidarity with this neighbor I was waiting behind the other day

Listen I thought your earrings were amazing on their own and then I saw they match the book. 15/10 no notes

All these assholes need to be prosecuted, but this being one of the first on the list is good.

who helped create the life-or death situation, Angie!!

Why is it humid 🥲

Canadian goose standing in a parking lot puddle in the rain. They are facing camera but looking off to their left, thinking deep goose thoughts

Canadian goose standing in a parking lot puddle in the rain. They are away from the camera and the water comes up their little knobby goose knees

Goose dad says we really needed this rain

As a fallen away Catholic it’s hard to describe how I feel about “Catholic” converts who are just evangelicals? Bitch we have our own cultural evils don’t add another schisms’ sins to it. (Also stop being so loud about it and develop some goddamn personal shame and guilt like a real Catholic)

Y’all are making the internet a pleasant place to be, which is AMAZING

Reframe: it’s actually amazing how *rarely* I get the ick on the msp feed, esp given that it’s just geographic? What a place to live! 💜

Posting about feeling lonely=real, valid. Posting about it being unfair you’re lonely in response to a post about women facing systemic sexual violence=not a great look. Also the implication reads as “why am I single when I am not committing sexual violence” which is a hell of a low bar

Oh you mean Cheryl Poling, who chaired the DFL feminist caucus annual meeting and now can’t chair meetings anymore?? Her wisdom?? (Jennie Cronin was also in charge of half of that meeting / voting)

Internally screaming in existential horror while the group chat goes on because if my besties are momentarily distracted from The Horrors good for them

Liiiiiiike I want to live in a world where my elected representatives care about fucking mass murder of children and genocide. I want *that* to be a fucking kitchen table issue. What the fuck are we doing here.

Doing “are you going to impeach the madman with nukes threatening to wipe out an entire country” calls. Klob’s office gives me spiel about how war powers belong to congress and this threatens US service members. I ask what about civilians in Iran like the entire school of children. Response: 👁️👄👁️

Hey if you are mad because crowds of children and their families are enjoying a holiday, you’re a piece of shit. There is still hope you can get better, but you’re going to have to actually do the work and examine why you decided to be a fucking monster

Look what found its way to me after a little more wandering 🥲

I was hanging on for quite a while but these pressure changes have had me fucked up for days now 🥲

I hope my trans homies were exactly the amount of perceived they like best today. You deserve it beloveds (and also human rights)

Package tracking that has the shipping label start in Minneapolis 3/23 and then go back and forth between Minneapolis and St Paul for days, with one stop in Monticello for some reason

Good morning from this package that originated in Minneapolis, has a final destination in Minneapolis (someday, hopefully) but has for some reason been driven back and forth across the metro for days

I am @spectralhair.bsky.social ‘s biggest fan 😌

White woman wearing sunglasses with freshly dyed blue and green hair looking very pleased with herself

Kind of amazing the serotonin boost the Big Dye Day gives me

this is also murder