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Posts by hostile workplace enthusiast 🔞

California: We have leveled the playing field after the Texas GOP besmirched our electoral system!

Virginia: BLOOD IN THE WATER WE FEED ON THE DEATHS OF OUR REPUBLICAN ENEMIES FUCK YOUR CARTOON DOG

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[as ever] i should rewatch not me

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everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

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i bring a sort of "that man is a brat who needs to be put in his place" vibe that the "that man is a daddy dom" truthers don't really like

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it's so funny that first plays tops

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Oh to grab 2 fistfulls of ur bestiebro's ass, urging him to go faster.... and he still won't!!!

(Back at the "nothing worse happens cuz marius and santino are dead now yay <3" #riccardeo au✨)

#iwtv #iwtvfanart #thevampirearmand #riccardotvc

DO NOT REPOST!!!

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not a fan of playing whack a mole every morning so copilot isn’t gunking up outlook

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Critically endangered crafts
Crafts classified as 'critically endangered' are those at serious risk of no longer being practised. They m include crafts with a shrinking base of craftspeople, crafts with limited training opportunities, crafts wit financial viability, or crafts where there is no mechanism to pass on the skills and knowledge.
Arrowsmithing
Basketwork furniture making
Bell founding
Besom broom making MORE ENDANGERED
Bow making (musical)
Bowed-felt hat making
Chain making
Clay pipe making
Clog making
Coiled straw basket making
Coppersmithing (objects)
Copper wheel engraving
Currach making
Cut crystal glass making NEW
Devon stave basket making
Diamond cutting
Encaustic tile making
Engine turned engraving
Fabric pleating
Fair Isle chair making
Fan making
Figurehead carving NEW
Flower making (trade and manufacturing) NEW
Flute making (concert)
Fore-edge painting
Frame knitting
Glass eye making
Glove making MORE ENDANGERED
Hat block making
Hat plaiting
Horse collar making
Horsehair weaving
Linen beetling NEW
Linen damask weaving
Maille making
Matte painting (filmmaking) NEW
Metal thread making
Millwrighting
Northern Isles basket making
Orrery making
Paper making (trade and manufacturing)
Parchment and vellum making
Piano making
Pietra dura NEW
Plane making
Plume making
Pointe shoe making
Pottery (trade and manufacturing)
Quilting (frame NEW |
Rake making MORE ENDANGERED
Rattan furniture making NEW
Saw making
Scientific and optical instrument making
Scissor making
Sieve and riddle making
Silk ribbon weaving
Silver spinning
Spade making
Spinning wheel making
Straw hat making
Sussex trug making
Swill basket making
Tanning (oak bark)
Thatching (Irish vernacular) NEW
Thatching (Scottish vernacular)
Thatching (Welsh vernacular) NEW
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Tinsmithing
Wainwrighting
Watch face enamelling
Watch making
Whip making
Wooden fishing net making
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Critically endangered crafts Crafts classified as 'critically endangered' are those at serious risk of no longer being practised. They m include crafts with a shrinking base of craftspeople, crafts with limited training opportunities, crafts wit financial viability, or crafts where there is no mechanism to pass on the skills and knowledge. Arrowsmithing Basketwork furniture making Bell founding Besom broom making MORE ENDANGERED Bow making (musical) Bowed-felt hat making Chain making Clay pipe making Clog making Coiled straw basket making Coppersmithing (objects) Copper wheel engraving Currach making Cut crystal glass making NEW Devon stave basket making Diamond cutting Encaustic tile making Engine turned engraving Fabric pleating Fair Isle chair making Fan making Figurehead carving NEW Flower making (trade and manufacturing) NEW Flute making (concert) Fore-edge painting Frame knitting Glass eye making Glove making MORE ENDANGERED Hat block making Hat plaiting Horse collar making Horsehair weaving Linen beetling NEW Linen damask weaving Maille making Matte painting (filmmaking) NEW Metal thread making Millwrighting Northern Isles basket making Orrery making Paper making (trade and manufacturing) Parchment and vellum making Piano making Pietra dura NEW Plane making Plume making Pointe shoe making Pottery (trade and manufacturing) Quilting (frame NEW | Rake making MORE ENDANGERED Rattan furniture making NEW Saw making Scientific and optical instrument making Scissor making Sieve and riddle making Silk ribbon weaving Silver spinning Spade making Spinning wheel making Straw hat making Sussex trug making Swill basket making Tanning (oak bark) Thatching (Irish vernacular) NEW Thatching (Scottish vernacular) Thatching (Welsh vernacular) NEW + Tinsmithing Wainwrighting Watch face enamelling Watch making Whip making Wooden fishing net making 84.7

new bucket list unlocked for my adhd craft friends:

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“You’re late,” Armand says by way of a greeting. Lestat rolls his eyes and pushes past him into the apartment. 
“Oh, don’t you start.”
“I thought we agreed four o’clock.”
“And then something came up.” Lestat tosses his coat on the armchair and starts on the buttons of his shirt. 
“I’ve got better things to do than sit around and wait for you to remember I exist.”
“Why don’t you go and do them, then?” He tugs Armand over and snakes a hand down the back of his jeans. “Now shut up or I’ll put you over my knee.”
Armand gives him a familiar smile. Lestat doesn’t like it very much—it says, how cute, you think you know anything about anything. He rubs between his asscheeks and finds that he’s already ready to go. Lestat correctly interprets this as payback for his lateness. He can just see it: Armand deciding at 4:30 to do all the work himself, knowing that’s half the fun for Lestat. Vindictive slut. He likes him so much.
“Don’t ever let me take you to dinner, I’ll spit in your drink,” he adds. He walks him backward to the bedroom. 
“God forbid we exchange body fluids. I’ll be quite repulsed.”
Armand allows himself to be pushed onto the bed, a crooked grin spreading across his face as he stares up at Lestat, who makes a show of looming as he undoes his belt buckle. God it’s so good with someone who wants it.

“You’re late,” Armand says by way of a greeting. Lestat rolls his eyes and pushes past him into the apartment. “Oh, don’t you start.” “I thought we agreed four o’clock.” “And then something came up.” Lestat tosses his coat on the armchair and starts on the buttons of his shirt. “I’ve got better things to do than sit around and wait for you to remember I exist.” “Why don’t you go and do them, then?” He tugs Armand over and snakes a hand down the back of his jeans. “Now shut up or I’ll put you over my knee.” Armand gives him a familiar smile. Lestat doesn’t like it very much—it says, how cute, you think you know anything about anything. He rubs between his asscheeks and finds that he’s already ready to go. Lestat correctly interprets this as payback for his lateness. He can just see it: Armand deciding at 4:30 to do all the work himself, knowing that’s half the fun for Lestat. Vindictive slut. He likes him so much. “Don’t ever let me take you to dinner, I’ll spit in your drink,” he adds. He walks him backward to the bedroom. “God forbid we exchange body fluids. I’ll be quite repulsed.” Armand allows himself to be pushed onto the bed, a crooked grin spreading across his face as he stares up at Lestat, who makes a show of looming as he undoes his belt buckle. God it’s so good with someone who wants it.

this was going to wait for wednesday but in honor of ,

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The Jackson estate can't hide Leaving Neverland from those who've already seen it A suppressive legal battle turned the moving Sundance documentary Leaving Neverland into a ghost haunting the Michael Jackson biopic.

I will never forget the experience of seeing LEAVING NEVERLAND at its Sundance premiere. For @avclub.com I wrote about a devastating, definitive documentary about surviving sexual abuse that cannot be erased.

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no thoughts, unable to work, brain buzzing wildly between armand and the khemjira clothing gap handjob

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i will be thinking about that naked/clothed handjob for a while ngl

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khemjira really said you will bathe in these sex scenes At Length

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"if i can post my truth" and it's the truth that i'm literally always posting

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if i can post my truth for a second i believe that paran and khem would be most effective if paran were properly older. mid thirties at minimum

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i have whiplash from how quickly i have come around on jet and charn they're cute as fucking buttons wtf

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bro is literally dying, give him some dick

1 day ago 4 0 0 0

boy if you don't put that book down and knock up your live in boywife this second,

1 day ago 6 0 1 0
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my hand was over my mouth the whole time i was watching it that first time

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practical magic is like the final boss of siscon

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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CRANK is going to tangible, physical harm to people this summer and I will be doing some of the harming

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:)

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“You’re late,” Armand says by way of a greeting. Lestat rolls his eyes and pushes past him into the apartment. 
“Oh, don’t you start.”
“I thought we agreed four o’clock.”
“And then something came up.” Lestat tosses his coat on the armchair and starts on the buttons of his shirt. 
“I’ve got better things to do than sit around and wait for you to remember I exist.”
“Why don’t you go and do them, then?” He tugs Armand over and snakes a hand down the back of his jeans. “Now shut up or I’ll put you over my knee.”
Armand gives him a familiar smile. Lestat doesn’t like it very much—it says, how cute, you think you know anything about anything. He rubs between his asscheeks and finds that he’s already ready to go. Lestat correctly interprets this as payback for his lateness. He can just see it: Armand deciding at 4:30 to do all the work himself, knowing that’s half the fun for Lestat. Vindictive slut. He likes him so much.
“Don’t ever let me take you to dinner, I’ll spit in your drink,” he adds. He walks him backward to the bedroom. 
“God forbid we exchange body fluids. I’ll be quite repulsed.”
Armand allows himself to be pushed onto the bed, a crooked grin spreading across his face as he stares up at Lestat, who makes a show of looming as he undoes his belt buckle. God it’s so good with someone who wants it.

“You’re late,” Armand says by way of a greeting. Lestat rolls his eyes and pushes past him into the apartment. “Oh, don’t you start.” “I thought we agreed four o’clock.” “And then something came up.” Lestat tosses his coat on the armchair and starts on the buttons of his shirt. “I’ve got better things to do than sit around and wait for you to remember I exist.” “Why don’t you go and do them, then?” He tugs Armand over and snakes a hand down the back of his jeans. “Now shut up or I’ll put you over my knee.” Armand gives him a familiar smile. Lestat doesn’t like it very much—it says, how cute, you think you know anything about anything. He rubs between his asscheeks and finds that he’s already ready to go. Lestat correctly interprets this as payback for his lateness. He can just see it: Armand deciding at 4:30 to do all the work himself, knowing that’s half the fun for Lestat. Vindictive slut. He likes him so much. “Don’t ever let me take you to dinner, I’ll spit in your drink,” he adds. He walks him backward to the bedroom. “God forbid we exchange body fluids. I’ll be quite repulsed.” Armand allows himself to be pushed onto the bed, a crooked grin spreading across his face as he stares up at Lestat, who makes a show of looming as he undoes his belt buckle. God it’s so good with someone who wants it.

this was going to wait for wednesday but in honor of ,

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a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

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let’s fucking GOOOOO

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does anyone else know the size of your soul OH MY LESMANDS AUGHHHHHHH

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have to say i initially interpreted this as in you playing the videos in reverse, satanic messages from the beatles style

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go to a bar and kiss your frenemy for male attention it’s the year of lesmand babey

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HOLD ALL MY CALLS

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