Tig Notaro, _I'm just a person_. absolutely incredible book.

hail & lightning as the weather forecast today.

The only nerds I've ever seen gamble regularly are the ones that view it as a maximizable investment into travel perks, and have min/maxing linear programming spreadsheets for it that would make applied math professors excited.

Leaving aside everything else, ‘the lurkers support me in email’ is the one true constant of the internet

If the Nutella marketing team doesn’t come up with a commercial by end of this week to capitalize on this marketing opportunity they should all be fired. 😂😅

has a bunch of really great museums as well, they put some of the oil money to good use.

some of you on here have never teleported to a waffle house and it shows

our house style is "the space-time continuum isn't real"

Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball

since the fiber in the soda is corn fiber, it's like you can now get HFCS in smooth and chunky versions just like peanut butter.

It's wild how cheap the first few steps on the path to demolition man-style culinary domination would be for them.

Imagine a malort themed paint and sip named malärt.

They're just kicking off a major tour and tickets went on sale, &c.

Gotta be humbling having a billionaire villain create the Metaverse from your hit novel, "Please Don't Create the Metaverse"

This is the first “jfcwtf oh, it’s the onion” I’ve had in a long time.

"seriously? how bad could it be?" - me, a fool

Costco CEO takes on the viral taste trend with a cult favorite Costco’s CEO and beloved hot dog have joined the food-sampling social media trend started by McDonald’s — and its contribution isn't without controversy.

The funny thing is that it would be really on brand for Costco for their executives to have meetings catered from the food court.

well, it's march madness and the world seems to be going mad sure enough.

GitHub - qntm/proposal-bigint-constants: ECMAScript Proposal: BigInt constants for mathematics ECMAScript Proposal: BigInt constants for mathematics - qntm/proposal-bigint-constants

For the purposes of computing, we always need to approximate π. In JavaScript, `Math.PI` is the nearest 64-bit floating point number to the true value of π. My proposal is that for consistency and symmetry we should introduce `BigInt.PI`

another day where every use of 'force' must be replaced by 'farce.'

this is a wonderful story that also needs cat photos.

zohran mamdani promises to FILL ALL HOLES following pothole initiative with dot

insane image

there's no business like snow business like no business i know.

KCLS Rewind I (still) read for pizza Whether you had fun reading for pizza in the '90s or want to experience it for the first time, we're giving…

KCLS (king county library system) is having the pizza reading book club that PIzza Hut used to have, but for adults with pagliacci. kcls.org/kcls-rewind/

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

I’d settle for a more reasonable anti-trust policy

holy shit

think tranq.

i just asked a very smart guy on the board of a couple of think tanks how to do it.

another one of those mornings where i read the news and remember that any random group of idiots can set up a think tank.