AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

body thoughts

oh this one’s actually GOOD news

if you shorten the word birthday to bday you have to pronounce it like “bidet”

I saw that years ago and… yeah… <big hugs>

it is technically correct to say that i’ve never met a god i haven’t killed

…anyway happy trans day of visibility we’re not all as weird as i am

LET’S GET THOSE RAM PRICES DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

things are getting real lesbian around here, lemme tell ya

wow I love to do drugs*

*drink one (1) large cup of strong black tea

when the fae/faer girl asks for your pronouns and you go "sure, they're xe/xer" but suddenly xe has your pronouns too

YES YES YES YES YES YES

This eyewitness account of the Triangle Shirtwaist fire always brings me to tears
(read the whole thing trianglefire.ilr.cornell.edu/index.html)

My old person trait is that I believe single player games should still be able to be played without requiring an internet connection.

My old person trait is that websites should always work in a web browser instead of forcing me to download an app to access it. And the app should be optional.

The Pokédex being able to automatically fill itself with confidently claimed nonsense makes a lot more sense now that LLMs are a thing.

The idea that it writes itself via an LLM fits alarmingly well. Give it a centralized database that auto-updates with new entries, and it makes near perfect sense.

gender affirming losing-a-potato-chip-fragment-down-my-cleavage

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a banner says "Pigeons make milk" and a smaller banner says "A fact you didn't need to know". A pigeon stands looking at the reader next to a carton of milk. In panel 2, the text says "Like mammals, pigeons feed milk to their babies. Both male and female pigeons produce it." Two pigeons sit next to their pink and gray babies, all looking happy, and one of the parents says, "Teamwork." In panel 3, the text says "Pigeons don't have nipples. They make milk in a part of their esophagus and regurgitate it." Two pigeons stand next to each other, one with a cow udder and one with a line of nipples down its chest, with red X's next to them. In panel 3, the text says "Amazingly, it evolved independently from mammal milk but it's triggered by the same hormone, prolactin." A black and white dairy cow looks down at a pigeon, who says "We're not so different, you and I." In panel 5, the text says "Like our milk, it has fats, proteins, immune-supporting substances, and more." A cow foot and a pigeon wing are shown high-fiving, and text says "milk high five". In panel 6, the text says "However, it's very chunky, so don't trust any pigeon to make you a good latte." A white coffee cup steaming with a latte inside is shown with the contents censored, and a pigeon leans into the frame looking proud of itself.

Pigeon milk.

idk the “i love kids and want to engage when my friends talk about theirs” vs “my greatest wish in life is to be able to give birth to children of my own and every reminder i can’t is a kind of psychological torture” battle is just really raging lately

every passing day without a fully functional female reproductive system made using my own dna in me is a violation of my fundamental human rights btw

FIXED if you want to save/share it around the internets:

venmo transaction paying me $20: you said on bluesky that real allyship is buying you lunch so please have lunch

thank you to this ally. this is true allyship right here. this is the bar you have to meet to say you are an ally to trans people. anything less and you're a fraud.

womanhood:

what if i said that the "matriarchy" myth is a colonial construction used to justify eurocolonial patriarchy ("agrarian matriarchies evolve into industrial patriarchies") and the egalitarian indigenous political formations that existed simply had a weak-to-irrelevant gendered division of labour

an ancient witch who teaches magic to trans women and helps them transition gets really excited when her latest daughter turns out to be straight, bc all the other girls shes taken in turned out gay and in love with each other so this is her first novel experience in centuries

maybe if someone can post something funny enough on bluesky the fascism will stop

magic system where the body bends to the yearnings of the mind

the shape you take is the self you know inside

the truth wrought in flesh for all to see

make peace with the soul and be embraced by those who love the real you

or become a twisted avatar of your own disgust, confronted in the mirror

sun elvish sailor rogue with a substance abuse problem:
high elf committing high crimes on the high seas while high

just a random reminder that Fairly Odd Parents has canon mpreg