Posts by Gabriel Morton
From top left to bottom right - Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Rebecca Chambers, and Ada Wong from Capcom’s Resident Evil franchise. All featured in their original costumes.
Eagle eyed Resident Evil fans will notice that my OG Resi Babe sticker set features two things Capcom has phased out of the franchise over time, never to be seen again - Rebecca’s headband and Claire Redfield. 🤣💜
Wrestlers Sting and Vampiro stand at a wrestling event.
Happy birthday to Robert Smith of the Cure and Jerry Only of the Misfits, born on this day in 1959.
You dig deep enough, or in this case, not at all, you'll find that things in the past are the same as things currently occurring.
1 in 5 Americans suffers from RPG text boxes.
found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years
Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.
It's called the hardouken cause it hits you really hard.
Life is finally worth living
I am waiting for the indie renaissance of this style of PC Engine CD/Sega CD game that immediately predates FMV, where fully cel-animated cutscenes are traced over frame by frame with pixel art drawn in real time
Just read all of the first voulume. This manga rules.
Gonna buy me a Gundam
I knew Mary Poppins was a Timelord.
Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.
Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"
Not once did the computer recognise that this thing had L and R buttons.
Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans
Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.
The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.
An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.
The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you
Here's how long it would take me to download EVERY game in the AES library today. I believe in you. I believe in the dolphins more, but you can probably still manage.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
And god help you if somone called the house, which they fucking would because it's 1999. NeoGeo fullset. They're everywhere. They're the coathangers of roms. Dolphins could probably work it out.
I had to download these games on a 56.6k dial up. The fastest speed I ever saw that thing download at was 5kbps. The game is 38mb. Guess how long that took. Let's ask the Download Calculator
Fuck me.
Since #mlp is going to have a 12 episode season format, I'm going to watch Lucha Underground to get me by.. 🤼♂️
Season 1: archive.org/details/seas...
Season 2: archive.org/details/seas...
Season 3: archive.org/details/seas...
Season 4: archive.org/details/seas...
Genuinely almost cried when 98 booted and just ran. That shit was still arcade fresh.
The "game" is the software not the fucking cartridge. These things are baskets whose value is NIL. An SSD smaller than that cartridge could hold a MAME fullset WITH the 1.2 billion mahjong titles you usually have to delete.
The box does nothing.
I played KoF 98 on my mum's 486 in 1999 with a fucking controller that plugged into the goddamn printer hole. It looked like this. I had to constantly clean the contacts.
They're the easiest things to emulate. My Galaxy S3 ran them and that was 14 years ago.