A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.
happy lesbian week
a screenshot of an old MS-DOS flintstones video game menu. it tells you that you are currently using fred
[worst thing i can think of to say voice] free use fred
Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya
wall-mounting a suction dildo in the bathroom shower to be a polite host for any guests
doing research before i form my opinion ever heard of it?
We need to pull out
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
Highlighted section of the Copilot ToS which says "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only"
www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this
you can't spell christman without "hrt"
for all my new followers, here's my journey, happy tdov 💖
*jadzia winks*
"you know, i used to be a man myself"
*worf senses your discomfort, straightening his posture*
"there is no dishonour in having been a man; a klingon warrior bares every scar with pride"
"worf's right; you're brave- and you make a very convincing woman. i almost didn't notice"
Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
"joined november '24" is probably the least surprising part of this
Toy Story 5 will feature a new original song by Randy Newman, "Its gay to watch sports"
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i liked him better when he was fat
white people love smoking weed from a device. can i say this
i also have a theory: elissa slotkin was probably used as a doorstop when she was a baby. it's the only way i can imagine you could think of something as stupid as this
we need to hear from people in michigan— [people in michigan overwhelmingly vote “no candidate” because they don’t feel listened to] no, not like that— okay we need to listen to people in kansas city— [KC people say what they really mean about billionaires] no no not like that either
I’m sorry but be serious www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
cam schlitter's mlb.com bio. cam, hailing from weymouth, massive two shits, was drafted 220th overall by the new york yankees
if i was from MA and i waited 7 whole rounds to get drafted by the yankees i'd probably commit seppuku to preserve my family's honor
movies
it's hyperbolic when people say this TEN STAGES OF GENOCIDE 1 Classification: People are divided into "us and them." Symbolization: People are forced to identify themselves. Discrimination: People begin to face systematic discrimination. Dehumanization: People equated with animals, vermin, or diseases. 5 Organization: The government creates specific groups (police/military) to enforce the policies. 6 Polarization: The government broadcasts propaganda to turn the populace against the group. Preparation: Official action to remove/relocate people. 8 Persecution: Beginning of murders, theft of property, trial massacres. Extermination: Wholesale elimination of the group. It Is "extermination" and not murder because the people are not considered human. 10 Denial: The government denies that it has committed any cr ALT 17 ••• Will Stancil thơn thơm @whstancil.bsky.social The thing is, using this graphic, what happened in Gaza clearly wasn't a genocide. There was no campaign against an internal class of "vermin" and there's no wholesale elimination. This graphic doesn't really offer a coherent definition of genocide at all
“Why don’t you want me as your ally”
this is my ktp callout post
opinion: suck my nuts from the back, you fucking kapo
IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.
me when i'm purely motivated by helping palestine
