uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[person who doesn’t normally give press conferences giving a surprise press conference] I would like people to stop paying attention to the subject of this press conference.

This is cool, and somehow I had not made the connection with Altuve’s high walk rate this season! #Astros

I see a lot of people understandably clowning on this, because it sounds like Anthropic just talking about how good they are. But I’m very confident this is true given what lots of software folks are saying…

The heart wants what it wants (to get angry at terrible pitching)

oh cool!

which one?

mood #Astros

Do you need pitching to be good? Asking for a team #Astros

Hey, this is pretty cool!

(sorry, I meant “what would compel someone to make this display”)

what

Heh, I’m glad, we 80s kids have to stick together 😛

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

👀

Haha I’ve definitely done this!

Once again the Dodgers have deferred their bills.

good skeet

Yeah, still not in love with the font size/spacing, but it’s so much better than on Opening Day, kudos to MLB!

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

🌘

Praying that this is an empty threat

#GoBlue

#Astros are out-Rockying the Rockies

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death: “Hello, Artemis II! This is Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell. Welcome to my old neighborhood! When Frank Borman, Bill Anders, and I orbited the Moon on Apollo 8, we got humanity’s first up-close look at the Moon and got a view of the home planet that inspired and united people around the world. I’m proud to pass that torch on to you — as you swing around the Moon and lay the groundwork for missions to Mars … for the benefit of all. It’s a historic day, and I know how busy you’ll be. But don’t forget to enjoy the view. So, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy, and all the great teams supporting you – good luck and Godspeed from all of us here on the good Earth.” Jim Lovell Jim Lovell Gemini VII, Gemini XII, Apollo 8, and Apollo 13 Astronaut

This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:

oh man, that was good times

I don’t really know anything about Bargatze but his comedy seems pretty traditional-coded to me, although I could be reading too much into it…

That new movie with Nate Bargatze makes me angry It’s not often that watching a movie trailer fills me with disgust. But, before watching The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (verdict: basically the same as the first one, it was fine), I saw this t…

grrrrrr

It was worth a shot, I guess #Astros

Yordan Alvarez Stats: Statcast, Visuals & Advanced Metrics (2026) Avg Exit Velocity: 97.3, Hard Hit %: 60, wOBA: .589, xwOBA: .615, Barrel %: 24.

I want to make his BaseballSavant page my phone background: baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-playe...