Sympathy weight but you're an outstandingly sappy wifeguy

bernie sanders "i am once again asking..." meme

I am once again asking if anyone I know is planning on going to Megaplex in August

Thank you for the Fan Art of Benicio, @scribblesalt.bsky.social !
#thebens #bonusbens

big büg

a large inflated version of Axer as a pooltoy floats in the water. the background denotes he is in the pool rooms and the hose of an air tank circles him firing air. bubbles surround his feet along the tiled floor. the text "pool rooms vol. 7" is at the top right of the frame. Image is greyscale with some warm tones.

Pooltoy Ascension

fresh ink 🦍🍌🙊
patreon.com/dramamine

Happy birthday! :y

Sighhhh turning all of my friends into my helium filled birthday balloons...

A statue of a Terry's Chocolate Orange

The Terry's Chocolate Orange sculpture - Upsized metal statue of the orange-flavored chocolate, served in the shape of an orange

Several million calories if it were made of chocolate

Free if you can eat it before they call security @ The Chocolate Works, York, England

It's like a *noticeable* effort of making him more fuckable with each iteration (he was already fuckable from the getgo just to emphasize how FUCKABLE he is)

One of the best things about commissioning artists multiple times is that you can request stupid ideas and 99% of the time you get:

"THAT SOUNDS DUMB AS HELL, I'M IN!"

Exhibit A:

Aww, thanks I... WAIT! I didn't ask for tha-GAAAAHHHHHH
*air pump activates*

By RoundCloud

This wrestler's NEAT trick for winning matches! Guaranteed pin, if not forcing an out of ring! *does not work against opponents with sharp teeth, tusks, or horns, but the crowd still loves to see him try (art by @roundcloud.bsky.social)

older king from phone game

how I see the older king from the phone game

lrp I NEED THEM BURSTING OUT OF THEIR REGALIA like look at the older king in the app icon, tell me I'm not the only one seeing it

who do i have to pay

Looks like there's a new face in Maxwell Corp! Or not? Yva doesn't seem to think so...

Silly little doodle for @dobbicorn.bsky.social!

Keep your eyes peeled, got something comin' tomorrow >:03

Vibe coded with the *harshest* vibes

"Wishes will be interpreted to varying degrees to ensure this"

I love hearing about what I'm doing on my friend's tomodachi island, it's like I'm a tulpa inhabiting their personal space

idea board of possible characters for a possible rpg

This will make sense in time

Comm for @gummikafer.bsky.social!

[4-19-26]

When you tell the clerk that you want a big balloon for your birthday, be sure to be specific with your requests~

Birthday gift done for @pepsiweasel.bsky.social

TG - t.me/huddarchives

Free beers at the brewery today, perfect time for a challenge 🍻🍺🐗

Commission for Tuskboar

FAT MCCLOUDDDDDD

Waiting on some accessories to ship to complete this

(I might get another flight suit a size up bc this is pretty tight lol)

Apologies in advance to people that speak to me irl, I might be annoying for a while

They took it, it grew enormous like a mountain, who will be next? 🐘👍🍩🥛

Commission made for elegregg

really large and in charge

The fabled Pear-Pear Fruit. Become Pear-shaped, become full of Pear Juice. An unstoppable form!
For @darknesstheactor.bsky.social #fatfur

Tim, an extremely obese goat, is having his stomach packed full with a creamy, chuggable shake in a chilled bucket as he relaxes in a room lit by a setting sun. He is so enormous that he covers most of the cushions he sits on, his stomach so large it spills out past his hooves.

No hunger, no 'between meals'. if there's no food, there's food on the way
For @cantrip7.bsky.social

also need to repost this gif here because it's just such a mood...

👀👀👀