They think you're stupid.

Straight-up calling Warner Bros Seven Arts Kinney Time AOL AT&T Discovery Media a subsidiary of The ACME Corporation, having ACME as the primary antagonistic corporation of the film, and proceeding to say this is the film ACME doesn't want you to see should be studied by marketing students.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

You in fact, to not have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.

BUT you can acknowledge people like him feeling regret, or even just claiming to, is a sign the tide is turning.

Christopher Walken says bugs bunny is one of his favorite actors he told Ben Stiller that "a lot of times i've played roles as if I was bugs bunny... but nobody knew"

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if anyone has it i don't have much money but i will artificially inseminate myself just to give you my first born. i would drone strike my mother's dog for that tape. like basically i would really like to have one.

you know what my absolute biggest physical media white whale is? the actual physical tape for concept unification. its all over the internet its not lost media by any means. but ive never actually seen a legit tape? does anyone actually own a copy of the original concept unification instructions?

"um if dont be a racist sexist homophobic bigot is too many rules" and you know damn well thats not what i mean

Meanwhile his voice sounds like a Furby losing its battery power trapped inside of a washer on spin cycle.

punk is cool as hell but i swear for something claiming to be anarchic theres way too many rules and regulations because why the fuck is the color of your shoelaces determination as to whether or not youre a nazi

Shaq We Gettin' Fired Anyway Ernie Fuck It

this is how every ubisoft announcement feels now

FFS some social media leftists called the movie Hoppers "centrist propaganda" because (spoiler alert) the animals DON'T kill all the humans.

"There are better solutions to your problems than mass murder" is centrist propaganda to these people.

This does not seem sustainable in the long term.

being bad at something you like doing sucks but being good at something you hate doing is a whole other layer of hell

without context I'm just imagining a ballot measure that says "SAVE YOUR COUNTRY" and republicans angrily voting "NO"

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

change . org did irreversible damage to the legitimate power petitions used to have

I did it

wait a minute if tim apple leaves apple do they still get to call it apple or does he take his name with him

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Screenshot from Mouse, showing an approaching cartoon mouse police officer with a baton and the player character holding a vintage pistol.

And that's what it is; what if Mickey Mouse/Steamboat Willy, BUT EDGY? What if The Mouse™, but he's blowing people's heads off and rattlin' 'em with a Chicago Typewriter?

Except, the difference is, there's a sense of genuine adoration for that style of animation, and it is decidedly high effort.

This is not a drill. This is not a shop. This is real. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

when i die the first thing im gonna do is find michael jackson and ask him what the fuck a vegetaboine is

had a dream last night that i got one of those pomni labubu things and by some miracle i got the unicorn pomni. maybe thats my sign to splurge a bit after the move

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

“Avatar spoilers” this, “TADC spoilers” that.

Gurl, just don’t mindlessly scroll through shorts on TikTok or wherever.

That shit rots your brain anyways and you never know what you’re going to get… hell, just stay off TikTok or shorts in general.

hell even the 2000's kids have. i spent most of my childhood in the 00's and im 30 now. im from the generation that came of age watching 16 and pregnant now witnessing ppl be outraged that teens arent having babies anymore

I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.

When really, what makes them A Sucker is falling hook line and sinker for the "both sides bad" rhetoric that helps fascists thrive worldwide.