Cargo cult remains undefeated

So, I took the family for a stroll in the bird preserve

Lots of humans with fancy cameras, all ignoring the raven pulling the guts out of the roadkill gopher

That's OK, on the Last Day gopher bro will be on the right hand taking pictures of their faces

Nibble for freedom

Sleep all day, party all night
Never grow old, never die
It's fun to be a duck vampire

My t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my "I am not a serial killer" t-shirt

Their minds cannot comprehend the beauty of playoff octopus graph, let them go stare at a beige wall

Our team this year is younger than our team last year, which was the youngest playoff team in the history of the NHL

Next year we will be starting players we have not yet drafted and the universe will collapse into a singularity

The Habs will be the youngest team in the NHL playoffs again this year.

We've tried every channel of communication, they just hold a press conference and misrepresent what we said

Mummy Dearest.

#birds #art #linocut #linoprint #printmaking

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I want to hear from the octopus

We're worldwide, baby.

"Hanasaki Jigoku" by Ryu Yumemi, published by Mynavi Publishing, is released today, April 16th!

A mystery revolving around "Hanasaki," girls who bloom with flowers. Please purchase it at your local bookstore or online store!

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Better than the Alamo, it's just a building

The DDOS is called "Anthropic"

Anthropic is incapable of shame, it's a chatbot

Anthropic, an inside job.

I welcome the return of the groundhog day

Can someone open the Straits of Vermouth for me? I can supply the gin

Carter was unpopular for many reasons and Reagan was popular for a number of reasons (both cases including inflation but not the sole factor)

Trump 1’s inflation was inherited by Biden. Biden's austerity was unpopular (Carter also austerity)

Trump 2 inherited inflation from who? Trump 1, unpopular

I'm recalling your pocket staff. I'm recalling your finger beams. And you better find your adult portable bed rails because I am just getting started.

Artemis 3 just has to make the playoffs, then anything can happen

Detroit's first rounder already belongs to the Blues

Trying to figure out a a way a New York area team got in

Anxious Gengar fan art (as designed by yaleohh on instagram). I just stumbled across this guy and I was like no waaaay. I had to draw him!

#anxiousgengar #gengar #pokemon #pokopia #pokemonwindswaves

Doorbell cameras are worth every penny

Loony Tunes theatrical release (despite WB best efforts to turn everything into a tax write-off)

Reminds me of Lon Cheney monster transformations

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world