Show at Fat Lady Brewing this past weekend was amazing! Thanks again to @lftf.bsky.social and Guest Bed for having us and our buzzing buddies @beesphilly.bsky.social for always being amazing.
We have two gigs in August coming up too including Bar 2300 with @onlyonweekendsband.bsky.social on 8/23!
Happy Teacher Appreciation Day!
Here's an educational playlist to familiarize yourself with DIY musicians who are teachers by trade!
open.spotify.com/playlist/7xJ...
Like I said before: All Systems Go, live in Philadelphia PA!
Alongside the jangly tunes of @lftf.bsky.social, emo grunginess of You’re Laughing, and British acoustic punk by Hena of Call of the Void
Bonk’s when the weather’s nice will be a fun time 🌺☀️🤘🏽
Look, I know it’s opening day, but do military jets need to be doing laps over my work for an hour?
might have a fuckinnnnnn eggo waffle and a martini
😍✨📸 The Lansdale/Doylestown Line
is there anything more beautiful than looking out the window of a train. being alive is amazing.
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
dawg the garlic bok choy from dim sum garden
Hey man they are literally secret policing political dissidents
lmaooo
I hate to admit that so many people drive teslas, so I’ve told myself it’s the same five dorks that are just following me. It’s more reassuring but creepier.
It’s so good to drink coffee, it’s so good to play guitar
if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime
Perfect. unrelated but have you heard of this guy
Idea for adoptable bonded adult cat pair names: Gentleman & Scholar.
Carly is so damn good!
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
I am the king of eating a bagel at 11pm
Sometimes I will straight up dip a marshmallow in Nutella and then eat it.
I once did this in high school and I got stuck on the couch at my friends house.
🚨 IT'S HERE!🚨 DelCobras' debut single, "THE TURNAROUND" has arrived! You only get a 1st single one time, and I think this one is special. Give it a listen, share it, and let's make it a big one!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3GJWa6...
Bandcamp: delcobras.bandcamp.com/track/the-tu...
Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
i love the lesbian bisexual transgender gay dungeon master community
👋 our last two songs on the album are our singles.
longfriendtimefriend.bandcamp.com/album/heres-...
these are the worst people and deserve worse fates than can be comfortably imagined
been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him