Costco keeps high value items in a storeroom ath the front, once you check out you show them your receipt and exchange the card for the game.

Ded.

Actually wait, a woke Two-Face where one side is Masc and one is Femme would be kinda based. Someone get on that.

The Harvey Dent method of gender presentation where every morning I flip a coin and if heads I take testosterone and tails I take estrogen.

Being employed while having burnout is the worst. Like Mr. Bossman can I take the rest of the month off? I don't want to be alive anymore.

I am not immune to key jingling

All my trans friends on April 1st.

Everything is shitty right now and its going to continue to be shitty for a long time but I refuse to give up on myself, and more importantly I refuse to give up on you.

Tomorrio's the Mario

Is there actually a meaningful difference between Hand Soap and Body Wash or is it all a big conspiracy to make me feel bad about forgetting to refill the soap dispenser in my bathroom

While the Mouse is away (at PAX), the bird, the cat, and the YouTuber will play (Risk of Rain 2). Tonight at 8pm CST.

I'll never forgive Epic Games for killing off Rock Band 4 literally right as we finally fucking got instruments that work for it.

wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-s...

mario day 2026

Warmup

Everything is gambling now. We should get rid of all gambling. Except Poker. Poker kicks ass.

But for real tho.

my9games.com

Work in progress sketch of me and my friends dressed as Dragon Ball Characters, Me as Bulma, TechnoFlare as Yamcha, JoniiVee as Launch, and Daroachie with a piece of paper taped to his shirt with "Goku" written on it.

*cooking intensifies*

Messy sketch of My Fursona wearing the bunny suit Bulma wore in Dragon Ball

WIP

My primary console during the 7th Gen was the Xbox 360, so I don't have a lot of experience with the PlayStation 3. What are some games y'all liked playing on it?

It's a shame that the DiC Mario cartoons only lasted through 1991. They would have had a fuckin field day with Wario.

Do you or a family member have a DS Lite that you haven't thought about in years and is probably sitting in a drawer somewhere?

Go dig it out. It's probably still got battery left.

Very amused at the imaginary child in my brain who saw their first Disney movie and was very disappointed and confused as to why Sora didn't show up.

Why are Jackbox games so fucking expensive Jesus Christ

Boop.
i.imgur.com/NrA1JdF.png

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

adobe is so fucking stupid i hate them so much dude they are NUTS