I’m currently in abroad and I can confirm that after today the general view here is that Mandelson’s toast.

Dog cafes: How pet friendly should businesses be? As society becomes more dog friendly, what does it mean for those who don't see them as man's best friend?

So dog lovers tend to prefer coffee, remaining in the EU and are to the left of centre whilst cat lovers like tea, are pro-Brexit and love MAGA.

Source: www.bbc.com/news/article...

Have the Daily Express turned on Farage?

No, it’s not just a trend: The real reasons adult ADHD and autism diagnoses are on the rise | BBC Science Focus Magazine The uptick in adults receiving medical help for mental health and neurological conditions is largely due to increased awareness.

No, it’s not just a trend: The real reasons adult ADHD and autism diagnoses are on the rise

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Dr Dean Burnett tackles a pernicious and harmful misunderstanding (or deliberate misrepresentation) about the rates of neurodiverse diagnoses. For Science Focus magazine

#ND #AuDHD

Got my most interactions on a Bluesky post the day the site went down so feeling pretty epic rn

People in north of England twice as likely to be killed in accidents as Londoners, report finds Safety charity warns deaths are rising overall and closely linked to deprivation

I’d like to see how Sadiq Khan wriggles his way out of this one…

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

"The Doomsday plane" is in the air over Washington, D.C.

Is this good?

No, tell me more about how Pepsi definitely didn’t know in advance who was headlining all three nights of the festival they were bankrolling.

Thanks for all your Happy Easter messages guys.

Alexa, schedule this for 11:27am on Easter Sunday.

Okay, now play my podcast. No, play my podcast. NO, I don't want you to play me a fucking upbeat tune at this time every day you stupid fucking plank.

That picture of the Earth isn’t real. Where are all the planes and the pyramids and the Great Wall of China? And how come it’s not flat? I’m calling bullshit.

Article after article from Apple News beginning "I'm a flight attendant and".

It's just more of the same.

And more again.

Shout out to all the journalists involved. Genuinely, if you wrote one of these I hope AI does take your job. Meanwhile, are YOU the only flight attendant yet to be interviewed by clickbait news media?

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Ali Miraj on @lbc.co.uk has brought the Bottom genius “Should traffic wardens be armed?” to life. www.instagram.com/reel/DJKJPBH...

This isn’t from @theonion.com

Lads, you’re wandering off topic.

Urgh. I think I’ve just spotted a plot hole in From Dusk Till Dawn.

What I didn’t put in this is ADHD (& ASD) is HEAVY - like carrying a 30kg bag of rocks on your back HEAVY

It’s not fun, cutesy, shiny or a “superpower”

And mine isn’t as severe as many, many other people - many people with ADHD didn’t even make it through school, many people with ASD can’t speak

There's a lot of mean-spiritedness about people who have gone to live in Dubai. We need to help, and ensure they have secure accommodation in the UK for 91 days of the next tax year.

This could have been worded a little better.

Guess that sort of puts the situation in the Middle East into perspective.

Dog just stood on my keyboard and sent 50+ messages to the street Whatsapp Group.

Just like Private Eye were with Andrew, Viz are ahead of the game on Iran.

Please, let us have a ‘trade bazooka’!

What other stuff should I know to ask you about?

I’ve near enough just given myself a heart attack walking to the top of Box Hill and there’s a fucking car park up here.

“You’re a thicko entitled prick, Emma.” mansplained Mr Knightley.

Went through almost exactly the same experience with my dog two weeks ago also FREAKILY on her 4th birthday but despite 3 days in animal hospital and £££s of scans we never found the culprit. I'm now going to view the neighbourhood felines with suspicion.

We should be allowed an extra bank holiday every time a royal is arrested.

Wow

I have been cleaning them this morning. I got the burgundy ones. Keep hunting, the struggle is worth it.

I have them and they're every bit as good as you'd imagine.