That’s so gross. And ironic because conservatives obviously didn’t account for the fact that everyone loves this guy 🧻 🔥 ❤️

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Screenshot of side by side image search results for Chamel Abdulkarim, showing two different mugshots of different men

How come there are two different mug shots floating around for this guy? Seems like one of them is more common but I’m kinda confused

And if you plan to fail… you’ll have the plot of The Producers

Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think

Phone keeps autocorrecting “garbage” to “garage” . Toxic positivity

I need a dog behaviorist, but for me

A feeling that everything would be OK if you were left alone for three days that lasts for 20 years

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Rosette Nebula
Image date: 23 April 2025, 16:00


This is a Hubble Space Telescope photo of a small portion of the Rosette Nebula, a huge star-forming region spanning 100 light-years across and located 5,200 light-years away. Hubble zooms into a small portion of the nebula that is only 4 light-ye...

A young Arlo Guthrie smokes a cigarette

Time to get yourself arrested for littering (and causing a nuisance)

Your daily reminder that a Walmart exec and the average college administrator have the exact same opinion of unions

I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing

Flattery O’Crabber

Perfect for Easter, EGGO is a two piece construction toy by Duncan Shotten*. www.instagram.com/p/C5NZFg8M4s0/

Did yall know that the tax free portion of OT is literally no taxes on the .5 portion of time and a half.

People voted for crumbs. Smh

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Had a dream last night that I put one of my stiletto heels through the tv screen of a former toxic boss

When people talk about LLM psychosis and AI being sycophantic, I have to wonder what the conversations consist of. Because when I say stuff to chatGPT like “I’m going to build a website that puts my résumé behind a series of puzzles” it’s all, “are you sure that’s a good idea?” Not hype-man behavior

ok ill bite, whats deodorant

Under communism we absolutely will bring an angry English man to your workplace to scream at your boss then put it on television

People like shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Undercover Boss bc we're starving for someone to come to work and chew our bosses out which is why I'm pitching Undercover OSHA and Undercover NLRB to HBO, who might give me enough of a budget to actually fund those departments of government properly

Today would be the funniest day for it to happen

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Dementia care is so easy if you have ever done psychedelic drugs, it’s just like trip-sitting except of course for the fact that most assisted living facilities are a sensory nightmare that would make for the worst trip in the world.

God dammit this is good

Plan B from Outer Space

WE

THOUGHT

YOU

WAS

A TOAD

If you are doing it right
All kids are high needs kids

“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?” “As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.” “Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857: