SUMMARY: Nug Nahrgang brings AEW's RJ City to the show! We talk about RJ's career swing from wrestling to stand-up comedy and what they have in common. Paul asks whom in the AEW roster is best suited to other professions. Plus, RJ meets the guy who was bequeathed Wayland Flowers' "Madam" doll, the awkwardness of well-intentioned racism, and a group-themed Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: RJ City cradles a vinyl album and autographed photo of George Gershwin while seemingly deep in thought.

Find our latest show, Episode 1306: Crankin' It to Gershwin with @rjcity.bsky.social and @nugnahrgang.bsky.social, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT.

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Way to break the rules! Typical lib!

Zelda

Something for both the light mode and dark mode folks.

Honored to be invited to play again, going to be raising money for charity in #SFB16 in Madison in the Pokemon division with my son. Let's make it a record year!

Man, they let you in!? I guess any old riffraff gets in these days!

I guess this is their....

....turning point.

Don't sell yourself short, you two are both S+ tier!

I can't show up during EST, seeing as we are in EDT right now.

SUMMARY: We have Patreon laments. Paul smells like dumpster juice after eating a snack. Jacob has a follow-up on a traveler down on their luck. Matt uses tinfoil to connect with an audience member who doesn't like magic shows. Paul has opinions on people who don't maintain flag displays. And a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: A narwhal emerges from the sea with a flat cap on the tip of its horn.

Find our latest show, Episode 1304: The Narwhal is Nature's Hat Stand, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Tinsel Tim's Tinned Anti-Tinnitus Tincture.

Also, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social getting the Rogue One question was the icing on the Scoopardy. Well done fellas.

Jurassic Scoop here. Unbeknownst to you, @jacobtheaudioguy.bsky.social, you nailed it. The reason I clarified about the last live appearance of a Spinosaurus is because a T-Rex did destroy a full skeleton of one in Jurassic World.

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Ohh... they got this all screwed up!

He would be the most qualified of the lot

SUMMARY: It's our twelfth anniversary…we think. We discuss the lawsuit in regard to Taylor Swift's use of "Confessions of a Showgirl." Matt disrespects an already disrespectful use of an American flag. In movie talk, we discus the new MOTU trailer plus other recent film releases. Also, Jacob's looking at license plates, and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: Floral He-Paul.

Find our latest show, Episode 1301: Paul's Barbie Argument, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Two Dope Policeman's Ball.

I love your takes, Nate.

Happy April Fool's Day 😉

🍄 Wahoo! ONE HOUR until Trivia Night Live! 🍄

Tonight’s theme: Super Mario x NFL!

And a third player has joined the game: JL Garofalo!

Play along with us tonight at 7:00 PM/EST!!!

SUMMARY: Matt and Jacob are recording together in the same place, which begs the question of what version of The Churn they're in. Jacob has exciting news about Spadoni and runs afoul of Fremont Street security. Matt overcomes a past shortcoming with a t-shirt. Plus, Al the Pizza Man gives us a business update and a Scoopardy. PHOTO ILLUSTRATION: An open backback with Fremont Street in the background.

Find our latest show, Episode 1300: What's in the Backpack?, at heyscoops.com and on various podcast apps. Episode summary in the title card’s ALT TEXT. Sponsored by Yell Screamerson's Audio Book Narrations.

You could say this about food most likely.

An update on today's live show taping from Bethlehem, Pa., for our Patreon notice subscribers. Check your email or Patreon for a Zoom link to today's show. No Twitch live stream will be available.

Great! I'd like a small chocolate Frosty with a small order of french fries please.

We can't rule out that all of life is a hallucination.