wild talents ??????

i was just about to post this image

ITS SO CUTE RIGHT

mywife is so good at drawing yellowcake auuuuuu

nillin is like the greatest to ever do it

portable cushion! sit anywhere! (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

never too much in the trunk (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

bed-size in bed (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

amazing: this plushie soaks itself in milk all on its own (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

build-a-balls lol (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

Doing my best with the very very large hand i've been dealt (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

beanbagsize (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

you ever think about how a sufficiently large monobutt gets a sort of undercarriage that probably feels really good on the floor? Yeah neither do i , (drawn by wife @drool.tube)

anyhow prepare to get blasted by pictures of my awesome sona yellowcake my beautiful wife drew

words cannot describe how much i wish ian bogost would one day just sort of fall over and deflate like the girl from the Above the Influence ad. if i heard that he'd suffered some sort of incident that left him incapable of forming takes, i'd ride that high into the sunset like indiana jones yeehaww

i hate being on bsky because ian bogost is here and i keep wanting to qrt him to call him an empty-headed fuckshell puppeteered by the fart current of a half-remembered wikipedia page about theodor adorno

WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT????? i SHOULD draw agate severance star with a big fat taur ass and belly to match! her INITIALS are ASS! why did i say it like a joke!?

the ryona piece is - SHIT I DIDN'T POST THAT ONE - that's not a real seasonal anime. i made that anime up. it's an in-universe anime in another thing i did. it's fel from campfire cooking isekai railing mukohda's twink ass. which i guess doesn't fail the harkness test so it's not THAT spicy?

the only way @tyzias.bsky.social can get off anymore

the closest thing i've drawn to "mainstream" is a piece for a former seasonal anime i quite enjoyed. but that piece might be a little too spicy for bsky lol

it does somewhat bother me that inherently as a function of discovery / shared interest, fandom stuff gets more traction especially if you're a somewhat worse artist. but the things i like are esoteric at best? what am i supposed to draw? Agate Severance Star getting fat? LRC-V3 fucking, somehow???

aged firmly out of homestuck especially after (redacted) (data lost) (censored) happened, leaving the characters exclusively as porn puppets in my brain, and not even particularly good ones. but i still beg the question: why did jade standing around get traction but not june dna-break tgtf. oh right

not to be an ungrateful bitch but it's wild that my second least favorite finished piece of the past 3 years has gotten the most traction on here. I guess homestuck fans are like that though .

the only way @tyzias.bsky.social can get off anymore

whats the point of making up fictional species if you cant tf your friends into them

post-thanksgiving yc #fatfur

feelin myself #fatfur

yc busting thru (2025) #fatfur #monbutt

pear fever (2025) #fatfur

couchsize (2025) #fatfur