“Brand statement”

I don’t want to know do I?

I have to be up at 3 tomorrow. It will not go well.

We get “use ai for everything” combined with “reduce total co2 by 10%”.

Chaser : we have no method to quantify co2.

Google own YouTube of course. The theme tune to yz is licenced by me for that purpose. I literally cannot give them right to do anything other than store or play it.

IT IS THE 90s!

Let me remember it for you wholesale.

Incidentally I likely won't be around the internet when that goes live so if you'd all like to post it literally everywhere when it does that'd be great. Tell your friends. Tell your mum. Tell MY mum.

Youtube Thumbnail featuring the official Playstation Magazine and a promise of the "Best Ridge Racer".

Friday, a case of mistaken identity.

And then ignore them because it's funny.

Absolutely, although to get to the bus they somehow failed to notice "That was absolutely perfect without being any good."

Literally my favourite part of a movie that knew exactly what it was.

My dad always used to say 100 applications, 10 interviews, 1 job.

I think at least one of those numbers now needs a new order of magnitude.

Yeah, I’ve got it on Plex still so this might be the reason to do that.

Yeah, headline is pretty much “Genius sells same idea for the third time.”

Eh you’d have done it by now.

Repeatedly.

One day Aggie will murder me.

I will deserve it.

How do you even end up in that position, it’s like finding out the head of Burger King is a cow.

It’s basically that and “where’s Shelly?”

#That-Retro-Chart-Show Oct - 1989 YouTube video by Daph Blake

Is robocop still number 1 ……well of course it is …..job done
Have a nice weekend and why not treat yourself to something x
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The F1 game you never played in a country you won’t guess.

Who the fuck is that 9% of reform voters?!

Yeah, in May’s yz I end up using charts to prove a particular game was not a timed exclusive on a system as is sometimes claimed.

You turn your back for like two freaking seconds…

Excellent. Of course similar unthought through pronouncements is why I now have cats called Imhotep and Agamemnon.

Tempted to see how long I can talk to the JWs in town while pretending I think they’re Scientologists.

Today's method of making my friends regret agreeing to go on holiday with me.

Insisting on calling the aquarium "Fish Jail".

Well there's 10 released at the time of the machine. I'm guessing any more will entirely depend on sales.

Impressive, that was 2 disks on Series.

Oof.

This, fwiw, is 5 royal.