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I thought it was the steak and oyster pie I ate, but it turned out to be in the water. I have been needing to drink bottled ever since. standards of safety keep lowering in my country and actually has done a lot of good for my health to make the change

I am in bed with a light fever. I get up for a snack and there are over a dozen people in my living room watching gay porn and clapping to the beat—so I went back to bed

you've got it. the only problem is, so does everyone else

I was robbed in that recent competition at uni and that money could have changed my life. it is hard, but I knew going in that there was no merit to the judges involved. a more experienced contestant told me it was a luck based competition more than anything. well, I can make my own luck

I sold half that amount of stock before the school put a stop to what I was doing, but by then I had already tripled my money

that competition taught me that society will not deal with me fairly. what gets handed to you is chosen at birth. but what you can take, that's up to you

the supermarket was having a crazy sale on full size chocolate bars. I took all my christmas money savings and spent it all on chocolate. next day, I took it to school and sold all of it for twice what I paid. then after school I spent it all on chocolate again

when I was 11, I entered a writing competition. I was disqualified on the basis that no child my age could possibly write at such a level and that it must have been an adult. the prize went to the same girl who always won every competition

but when I was 14, I went and did something a bit different

I have not played much since 1.5. what is with the mini diamond block and diamond placed down?

what classes are there?

thank you, friend. I am not just worth the material security I can provide myself

I have tried my whole life. I have never made a cent on anything but the benefit and letting old men have sex with me

fuck I am drunk but fuck it hurts. it let me believe for a moment that life could be any different

I am fucking brilliant. a genius in every faucet. yet saving for better food is my life. FUCK

I lead non-profits. I do everything that won't give me a single cent. my current thing is to provide national standard secondary education to everyone who couldn't get it because of situations like mine. I HAVE NEVER MADE A FUCKIJG CENT. I am so tired

this competition carried a prize of a life-changing $1k prize for 24 winners out of the 300 entries. it was going to be the thing that changed my fucking life

I am going to rip this world apart. I am sick of this pretentious fucking shit

a uni funded company ran a competition for business ideas. I designed a genuine engineering solution in AI (I am still going to try find investment so I can build it) and my category was won by someone whose proposal was "what if AI could write uni assignments for you"

I took it out on the open bar

let me know if you need help. I have helped a lot of people with DIY

this is a joke, guys. pls

this is the plot of Belladonna of Sadness

so big and strong!

of course!

damn it. I've seen everything good from 90s television. back to 80s film for me

that's okay. I like being a teacher ^u^

will fully restore health? yes please. I need a little of that rn

mm good show, seen it very many times

I should talk to you about theories around the social and historical roles of clowns throughout various cultures. clowns are cool and synergise well with good religious practice

no more cynical comedy. I have had too much and I am getting to be angsty

I am unwell and I need a show to watch. anyone got any good 90s, maybe 00s shows? horror and sci-fi are a plus

feed the evil. give in

for this mothers day, I wish I could magically summon a shadow cock and dump massive shadow loads inside my sweetheart