mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

This is … the best local TV political coverage I’ve ever seen

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded

Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded
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cant believe that this response from a sitting member of Congress from Florida, to one of his Dem colleagues, is real

Sounds about right

If this Epstein controversy goes on much longer some Houthis are definitely getting bombed.

Kevin Durant is officially a Houston Rocket today. NBA Rainbow Challenge complete 😂

(via Mark Jackson’s Burner)
#NBA

When was the last time a party of the right was encouraged to select a leader that could appeal to the left?

Yet every time a party of the left has a leadership race, being able to appeal to the right is supposedly massively important.

Not having it. Let's stop watering ourselves down.

Thoughts and prayers as a response from our leaders regarding potentially avoidable tragedies really pisses me off. Unicorns and pixie dust to you too, sir. However, what actionable items are you going to pursue to prevent these tragedies? Vote them all out #ThisIsAmerica

Just a reminder, you’re probably making a bigger impact than you think. For example, I’m willing to bet that basically none of you went to space for 11 minutes this week

This is the funny thing to me. Older political pundits keep acting shocked that younger generations are seeing socialism and communism as a positive.

But the right has been labeling just basic functioning society as socialism for decades! Of course it sounds good!

Dammit, now I'm sad, too.

I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

If you ever see John Roberts in person and don’t tell him to go fuck himself, you’ll regret it forever.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

I’m honestly the only driver in metro Detroit today that drove on I-96 and decided NOT to get in a wreck. Jfc, you’ve gotta be kidding me. Both east and west bound. Spent the last 2.5 hours in the car

I just recently relocated and started working in Detroit, and I am already so freaking tired of the traffic.

Motor City? More like Standing Traffic City. Amirite?

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Grammarly has gone downhill. Like most services now days, it started off great but the increasing focus on maximum monetization has diminished the product to where it’s practically unusable. Bad suggestions, constant pushes to upgrade to the paid version. It’s essentially a trash spam bot now.

First base ump totally f’ed the Cards with that call. Garbage. Louisville Super Regional #LouMia

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”
— Greek proverb

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

This Is Embarrassing And Disturbing…
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷

Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.

Let that sink in.

“The only thing Trump had in common with Jesus is that they both hung out with the prostitutes and the sinners. Only Jesus was trying to save the prostitutes and Trump was trying to sleep with them.”

This is the greatest quote I randomly had fed to my Instagram feed. Lol, epic.

Like two giant corn dogs