He’s a dang cheeto!

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson also seemingly believe it tbh

Not to over analyse this, but further evidence for me is that I’m pretty sure they renamed to UC it right as discussion about UBI started to break into mainstream discourse.

Tbh the only reason I consider this a conspiracy theory is because the Occam's razor of “universal credit is like that because the government hates poor people” is hard to explain away.

This is the same government that had Johnson do a weird interview about making cardboard busses, as a way to dominate the google analytics and push down an embarrassing pre-Brexit photoshoot, btw, so it’s not like they don’t have form for this kind of thing.

The government deliberately created a benefits system so bloated, cruel, and unintuitive as possible, then named it “Universal Credit” to establish a negative connotation between it and Universal Basic Income.

Me when working from home

It is, in fact, very skibidi Ohio 😭🥀 fanum tax gyatt.

Graham Linehan is 57 years old. Him trying to use Gen Z slang is absolutely not poggers.

Decentralised means no privacy, that’s just the future.

Bsky needs circles, if you need further convincing of this - people are still, to this day, reminding me of weird horny things I said in circles well over two years ago. And now I’ve been living on my own for a full yeah. Just imagine how awful the draft posts that could be in my circles are.

Forget the edit button, bsky needs circles.

Do better, baby

As a trained lawyer, you’d think he’d know to ask

Either he’s an incompetent leader who delegates every task to his nameless underlings, or he’s a corrupt one who pulled some strings to get his friend a cushy job. Or both.

Not only is it ridiculous to suggest he wasn’t told, the idea of the potential pick for ambassador to the USA failing his security clearance and it not being flagged with the PM is, frankly, insulting to all our intelligences.

Wild how, in every other job in the country, if you tried to use “I wasn’t told” as an excuse, 9 times out of 10 you’d be asked “did you ask?” but for the adult in charge Mr Sensible prime minister, QC, it’s ok and fine?

Me in 2029, generating a logo for my startup: Wait a second,,, THATS MY WEIRD PENIS!

Do you want to expand further on how and why you believe that disenfranchised Labour voters will vote Reform? Do you think it has something to do with how hard Labour are chasing the Reform vote? Or how they’re trying to do Reform policies anyway?

Ok I only read the first half of the post you’re responding to, I apologise lol

Reform aren’t currently in government. You’re weighing an imagined “potential harm” against an actual “current harm”.

Adapted meme. Stick figure on left is labelled "visibly marginalized person." Their speech bubble says, "I'm being harmed by Labour policies now." Stick figure on right is labelled "Labour Centerist." Their speech bubble says, "I just fantasized about Reform killing you."

Live footage of John Miller right now.

I’m not sure they ever made an ending to that game, not a soul ever completed it

90% of the time it’s a sure sign they’re a teenager or American (or American teenager) so, yeah, clown shit

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face . Alt: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

But… but… the Wii is a new console…. Right??

Ok 👍

Wild that gambling adverts are _everywhere_ these days, whilst cig adverts are banned. When, objectively speaking, gambling will ruin kids lives faster and more completely than smoking would.

Houston, we have Amore, I repeat

I know that Blue Labour are craven dipshits with no loyalty except to whoever their largest donor is, but this is especially stupid, even for them.

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood