nobody cares but i watched samoa joe/cm punk II for the first time today and it was ridiculously good

teasing fat girls who can't help but get fatter. shaking their full bellies and squeezing their growing thighs as they whine and stuff their fat face

gamers love to imply Current Thing has no redeeming qualities but there's a reason so many people (even those who played the original in its entirety!) like the remake more, even if i think the original is better in a number of ways.. it's just a preference thing

i think the two things the remake does better are:

-leon & ashley's new dialogue is pretty cute, they felt closer than in the original
-more challenges; i always thought it was weird in the original that you're given the blue medallion challenge at the start of the game, then never again

i think my actual grievances that i had while i was playing thru the remake for the first time were, from most to least Annoying:

-inertia controls
-too much yellow paint
-crafting ammo instead of balancing drops
-ramon is not as memorable
-ashley's redesign
-ui ripped from TLOU

im so glad they remade resident evil 4 because i really do think the original is a masterpiece, so it's fascinating to me to see where and how it fails to live up to the original

the remake is still pretty damn good, though. an 8-ish/10 to the original's 9.5/10

terrified, too-horny-to-think bursting berries.. mood of the day

me & wife. wife.... & me

no idea why this purple dollop of fat got me so bad

been mad ill the last few days, apologies on anyone waiting for commission updates. bleh

kofi sketch for @wideshark.evilfurs.org

Gonna nest these like my music posts I think

Sorry for the absence, I was a bit held back by some macro march shenanigans... Oops... Sorry for rampaging your city with my scary tits!
audio done by the amazing @mastersauce.bsky.social , i swear, he cooked so HARD

spoke to my oracle and she said 2026 is the year tim and eric awesome show great job becomes significantly culturally important again

i said that's great and all but do you have any information about my missing son

she just said yooo remember spagett. and laughed

seein my girlfriend tomorrow huehuehuehueh

cmere u

i don’t think i’ve ever drawn my shark’s head the same way twice

cmere u

fun fact: feed her enough and you can play with her overfed body and she’ll be too stuffed to Get You

quick sketch. she can be quite the bully

looove the idea of big fat shark face

buoyancy

yaaay thank u <333

dumbass sweaty loser

well well well. lookie who we have HERE

(🎨commission for ByakuganHunger!!)

A massive chunky Shard in mid walk across a continent, tall enough that formed clouds are around his upper belly and his head has a distant, atmospheric fade to it

Continuing with the towering foxcats for macro march! This time this amazing sketch done by @tuck.hyper.wang

The kind of size where it's really a debate if you'll see or feel me coming first :3c

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN!!🥳✨

only doing single characters for now!!

my plans for you arent pretty

90% of my bluesky return is due to redbull. the other 10% is due to my girlfriend Hurting me if i don’t post here 🥂💫

the waters not the only thing sloshin about

(🎨commission for @wantedwayne.bsky.social!!)