How do you know the horse couldn't drive?

Massive improvement

FOUND IT

Ah yes, I think I saw them at the Bowlie Weekender

You say Dubmarine and a melodica immediately starts playing in my head with a fuckload of delay

So am I. Not sure I would have been able to sleep.

Is that what it's called?

I concur.

I've just learned that there is such a thing as an expanding boat.

It isn't called a tromboat.

Humans suck

Oh that's lovely.

DRIVER

THE HORSE WAS CALLED DRIVER

My cousin went to school with Chesney Hawkes and described him as a 'snotty little farty' #totp

I passed the GCSE German module about illness by writing a mnemonic song called 'Ich Habe Kopfschmerzen' #totp

Nothing, nor being a TMBG fan

(The other 13% is being a Dukes of Stratosphear fan)

I learned recently that someone I work with is an A-Ha superfan. Travels the world going to A-Ha conventions, is on first name terms with the band, that kind of thing. Was thinking it was a bit eccentric, then remembered that being an XTC fan now constitutes roughly 87% of my personality #totp

An illustration inspired by the cover of Oranges And Lemons by XTC - instead of a guitar Andy is holding a giant ice cream cone.

A quick glimpse into my freelance illustration world, this one for the Udderlicious ice cream shop in Islington for their new Orange and Lemon flavour (with many apologies to XTC).

Of interest to @alisoneales.com?

Oh this is wonderful!

Not George's best this one. A sort of Möbius strip of a song #totp

I once dreamed that I wrote an amazing song. Woke up, grabbed my phone, recorded a voice memo of it, and went back to sleep. Woke up again a few hours later, went to listen back, no voice memo. I had fucking dreamed recording it 🤦‍♀️ #totp

Bernard Manning sings Ring of Bright Water

It's what he would have wanted

Generic Neo-Latin Fusion

You're so much classier than me

A screenshot of a 1999 episode of Top of the Pops. Geri Halliwell performing Mi Chico Latino. The subtitle reads 'Donde esta mi chico latino?'

A screenshot of a 1999 episode of Top of the Pops. Geri Halliwell performing Mi Chico Latino. The subtitle reads 'My dolce vita'

Geri mate, is your boyfriend Spanish or Italian, because you're all over the place #totp

No, very much complimentary

Gail Porter presenting this episode with the exact same energy as my seven-year-old nephew when we pretend he's a correspondent on the news #totp

Really didn't need to hear Sharleen Spiteri singing about her 'sensual world' in a comedy Robin Gibb voice tonight, but we are where we are #totp

LP, cassette, cursed musical horse brass