Dear @schumer.senate.gov,

Sincerely,
Everyone but Republicans, Wall Street and Netanyahu

Since the New York City Mayor-elect is meeting with Shitler in the Oval Office, @schumer.senate.gov wants Mamdani to pass along the list of things he’ll be having Senate Democrats cave on the remainder of this Congress.

@schumer.senate.gov always has sex on his back because he can only fuck up.

Here’s a fun fact: the last Chief Justice of the Supreme Court appointed by a Democratic president was born 125 years ago.

The Democrats are fucking pathetic.

two men are sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: two men are sitting in the back seat of a car .

In 2024, I had exactly zero:
✅ Drinks
✅ Cigarettes
✅ Fast food trips
✅ Days w/o swears

Pre-dawn post-xmas scram. Later n’nat.

BREAKING NEWS:

81-year-old Congresswoman Kay Granger of Texas has been living in an assisted care facility after suffering a decline of her cognitive abilities.

Granger’s last vote was cast on July 24 and she continues to receive a tax funded salary.

Who else agrees we need term limits? ✋

Fun fact: The last time a Democratic president appointed the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was 1946.

Tell flaccid failure Dick Durbin that one. Democratic Senators never stop failing us.

Coming fragrance in 2025 after Republicans wreck the economy again.

“Failure by Trump: For the Unemployed Man About Town.”

Remember, Tulsi Gabbard claimed Assad didn’t use chemical weapons, it was “the rebels.”

Her confirmation hearing will be brutal, if she even makes it to there

🚨 Breaking: Assad’s government has fallen, and he has fled Damascus.

Sending thoughts and prayers to Tulsi Gabbard in this difficult time for her.

We’re only 99 days away from Obama Nominates Fucking Merrick Garland Day. It’s never too early to start your party planning.

Despite ~octogenarian pre-embalmed Dick Durbin’s quisling approach, the Senate Democrats kept him as the number two, proving yet again, the biggest impediment to progressive policy the last 50 years hasn’t been the GOP so much as it has been the unbravery of softball playing Senate Democrats.

3/3

7th Circuit covers IL, WI, IN. They literally shit in Dick Durbin’s face and stole two seats on his 7th Circuit & that pathetic, useless, flaccid fossil did absolutely nothing about it. Those two thefts created a Republican majority on the 7th.

2/3

Ron Johnson helped Republicans keep a vacancy on the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals for 3,046 days. An opening at the beginning of 2010 was filled by Trump (Mike Brennan). Amy Coney Barrett also got her 7th seat via blocked Obama vacancy.

1/3

Take your hate somewhere else.

Closest I came to cracking was November 6, 2024 at 1:04 in the morning. Didn’t.

Pretty much 🤷🏻

Pretty much 🤷🏻

TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies!

BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.

MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!

America’s longest-running failure brigade, the Senate Democrats, have re-elected Chuck Schumer and pre-embalmed, useless Dick Durbin as their leaders. You might as well light your money on fire than donate to a group that keeps these two fossilized pieces of do-nothing shit in charge.

I told you then we’d secure the collective bargaining rights for Wisconsin’s public employees, I just didn’t let on it would take 13 years.

And Shitler’s plan for homelessness will be “just get a house.”

Thankful today for a 20th Thanksgiving off the sauce and for all the people who helped me get here.

Been low since 11/5. Here’s what I’ve worked on. The 7’ x 4.25’ Lego base was done before votes were counted; the rest courtesy of post-election isolation. 21,000 bricks later, we present this.

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It’s a reminder to me: this is our country. They win only if we cower.

Gannett had a $0 federal income tax burden after the budget-busting, unpaid for Trump tax cuts for big corporations and the rich, in case you wonder why Gannett’s daily cheerleading for inflation ended after they helped get Shitler back into the White House.

Monday Afternoon Venn

Anyone know why Dems spent the last six months of the campaign not attacking Republicans for their nazi book banning in response to their media-fueled trans eradication nazi bullshit? I want to see the incompetent consultants defend that idiocy.

The Democrat in Wisconsin’s top targeted Congressional race proudly touted her endorsement by Republican No Labels.

Lulz.