Dumbest "Genius" President in History

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space ! Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !

The entire timeline right now

Doctor Who "Don't you think she looks tired?"

great speech sir

Dawg my fascist murderer pedophile president isn’t even funny on television anymore. It’s never been more over

Once Scar was King and the hyenas were running things, but all the other lions (mostly lioness huntresses who could end Scar without breaking a sweat) were just like, "Well, rule-of-law, he's the king. I guess we should be afraid of hyenas now."
(Looks around at the USA)
STOP WAITING FOR SIMBA

cornhub.website
Cornhub needs to get involved somehow.

Damn, Gerry Baker. 👀

There will be no WW3 They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

"Believe" - Cher.

What if Democrats didn't suck?
What if Democrats STOOD FOR SOMETHING??
WHAT IF DEMOCRATS WEREN'T CO-CONSPIRATORS TO OUR COUNTRY'S DESTRUCTION???

just asking.

4 times "Remember Me On This Device" captioning 4 images of Sisyphus pushing his rock.

It's not just a character, it's kayfabe that Andy Kaufman could only dream of achieving.

Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

Paul Reubens from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (film, 1992)

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

What if they're just wearing Large and Medium hats?

we need to find whatever fucking idiot consultants are advising dems to slash income taxes and dump them in the middle of the ocean with concrete blocks chained to their ankles

Lawsuit: Google Gemini sent man on violent missions, set suicide "countdown" Gemini allegedly called man its "husband," said they could be together in death.

Gemini allegedly called man its “husband,” said they could be together in death.
A man killed himself after the Google Gemini chatbot pushed him to kill innocent strangers and then started a countdown for the man to take his own life...
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

Probate is the most stupid thing, please write your will on a piece of paper or something so nobody has to do this for you ever

Twilight Zone premise

Welcome to America in the 21st and a Quarter Century!

Ash: [for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.

Ash: [for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.

Scotty: Hey, Ash, where are we?
Ash: Well, we just crossed the Tennessee border...

AOC is still up.

I don't hate that.