oh damn i could see a dashboard tracking all the knock-on effects of a given change and planning where in the timeline is the best use of your limited resources for best effect, would absolutely play

But... I was told with 100% confidence from some folks here that bsky had ddos'd itself with vibe coded software. Gosh. Will those people admit they were wrong?

I'm the 'nice scented bath salts and candles' half of the marriage but also on spider eviction duty, my gender contains multitudes

That’s the thing though. It’s not a crisis of masculinity. We’re far, far away from Iron John and Fire in The Belly or a male social club.

The crisis is that men have been sold a bill of goods on violence and cruelty as “masculinity” and they’re all finding no bank accepts their currency.

Joe's a good human and does good work, some of which is on my wall right now.

i have historically been pretty OK at putting things on a list. it's the whole second part of the activity where the trouble comes in.

Congratulations! Glad you're getting the recognition.

"you'd be taking the <label> position to" as an argument is always so baffling. if my principles lead me to that position, what the fuck should i care what label you slap on the position? but these aren't a people comfortable with principles.

Part of the point of a modern republic is to prevent the majority from compelling me randomly. Regardless of the merits of this specific regulation, it's a bad habit of mind to settle into "democracy means the majority gets to compel everyone".

gonna be honest i don't think they're true jorts if they're not slutty

but i don't want things thrown at me :(

a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic

The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol

all their apes gone

it's a yes on the "you are a titanic, poop-drooling asshole" diagnosis, yes

Mahan should drop (into an open well)

ok i would absolutely stream that

Another Court Rules Copyright Can’t Stop People From Reading and The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit upheld a lower court’s ruling that it is fair use to copy and disseminate building codes that have been incorporated into federal and state law, even

¡La ley no puede tener muro de pago! Un tribunal de apelaciones reafirmó que difundir normativas incorporadas a la ley es uso legítimo (fair use). El derecho de autor no debe usarse como excusa para impedir que el público lea y comparta la legislación. www.eff.org/es/deeplink...

realtime sentiment analysis connected to your strain communicated back to your 'cannalier' (a cannabis sommelier, actually an underpaid kid in Bangladesh somewhere) for personalized recommendations

if you've never had to call the fire department you've wasted too much time on fire safety

Even by Josh Barro standards this is a suprisingly vapid and foolish statement

7 black and blue ink paintings taped to a wall

Wanna see my new work? @jacksonartcenter.bsky.social Spring open studios on May 17, details here www.jacksonartcenter.com/events/open-... #sciart

Apparently blackhats will be the last employable coders

i have to point out that, while uncommon, Claue makes spelling errors regularly

what are you gibbering about

relevant to @morrisasherman.bsky.social's interests

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

[latvianly] oh no, toilet

lotta bird species are like this

The pseudo-lepidopters are easily detected by true butterflies, who ask them to describe metamorphosis: their words are never quite right—they haven't been through that glimmering tube, haven't felt the slime gateways inside themselves