Baggy is definitely more in style in England at least 😩

Idk being asked to be followed back not that long after I unfollowed cuz I don’t really interact after already being asked to be followed back in the first place… makes me not wanna follow back

English streets be so generic it be looking familiar to me when there’s a 0 chance I’ve ever gone down it 🥴

Gym pumps be getting so insane lately that I lowkey went “OH WHO IS U” when I saw the mirror in the middle of a rep 😶‍🌫️

I’ll still be trapped here whether I like it or not anyway 🫩

I fear the urge of being like every other twt-bsky switcher then betrayer creeping on me too 🫩

May have whorebossed too close to the sun with that last post 🥸

Ok nvm maybe this place can stay standing for a bit longer

Cleaner was here within minutes of emailing, swept the shrooms away, sprayed the mould to oblivion. Thought they’d do just a surface level clean. Nope now they got a handyman to replace the whole skirting 🤯🤯🤯 same day wtf that’s unheard of

Come join me on my journey as I make the joyous discovery of mushrooms growing very substantially in my bedroom, and then I studiously connect the dots to realise the debris that kept appearing on my bed… isn’t just debris! 😍😍😍😍 fuckkkk thisss I’m just gonna set everything on fire 😍😍😍😍

Might be getting the confidence to post face on the nsfw accounts 😶‍🌫️ probs should sleep on it and see whether I’m just having a manic episode 😇

I gotta be honest… been away doing… uhhhh… naughty things

Let’s just say I’m now sitting on about 70GB of… uhhhh… homemade fun time recordings 🥸

Probably got the most insane fuck buddy cuz how was he able to keep going literally all night-

Omg the by-election results wasn’t even close… it looked like a 3-way toss up between Labour, Greens, and Reform all around 30% of the vote

Only for Greens to actually win with 12 point margin at 40% vs Reform at 28% 🤯

There’s actually… hope??? 😱

When my post-gym body looking extra tea it’s actually conflicting me 🫩 (really sounding like “oh no my steak too juicy and lobster too buttery”)

Cuz I know I haven’t really been eating properly recently largely thanks to work completely exhausting me…… but the body do be tea tho ☕️💅✨

How do I mute all Americans on twt for a day? The Tourette’s - N-word “discourse” really is just proof critical thinking is dead over there 🙃

Accidentally brought down the dev environment on Friday

I broke it before I could turn off the scheduled runs

So if it succeeds in resetting itself, it’s just going to break again when the schedule kicks in

Dev is still down this morning 😶‍🌫️

Certainly had an eventful weekend 🤭

But I definitely need to go on a detox for a substantial amount of time 🫩

I swear even my twt porn tl is now getting filled with more slop 🫩

Feeling so vindicated seeing people switch to AM when I’ve been here since 2017 😌

Never been better 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’m gonna end up committing something with the way everything and everyone is pissing me off . _ .

I may have to change my Grindr position from verse to verse bottom 🫩 coming to the slow acceptance that maybe I do prefer bottoming (and my top dry spell has been going for too long) 🤧

Finally home from what became a single Friday night raving to a whole weekend hookup 🫠

Thought I’d try to see what Mortgage In Principle I could get since it has no effect on my credit score and RightMove hunting is just a fun casual pastime

*mfw it spat out that I could actually get my own flat even with my current situation* 😀

WE HAVE DRAFTS?!?!?! WAR IS OVER

We’ve been drinking over call… I haven’t drank alone… since him 🤧

We’ve called a number of times now… I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending

At least I haven’t been the one initiating if that counts to something (but I do keep accepting) 🤧

Seeing myself in a window reflection and noticing my eyeliner + tilting head down to not get full wind chill + squinting cuz tired af = resting bitch face going full deadly 🤧

They actually played it

… and I fumbled 🫩🫩🫩🫩

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If the kpop club plays ATEEZ’s new comeback tonight I might crash out I HAVENT HAD TIME TO LEARN THE CHOREO