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Its the jimmy makolvich indemnity two times mictwist

You could do the jimmy two times one but instead its the malkovich malkovich scene from being john malkovich and they're all saying "indemnity indemnity"

"(Ebert) was so right."

Columbine shooting historian/author Dave Cullen on how the press should cover mass shootings. Report the incident, but...

1. Modest coverage, not wall-to-wall
2. Stop making killers the "star of the week"
3. Don't scoreboard the death toll

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In his stunning book “COLUMBINE,” author Dave Cullen confirmed Ebert’s hypothesis about the influence that news coverage had on the Columbine killers.

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

There's a good chance it already has

Tim Onion acquired apple wars

I think she won the vp spot by showing shes unwilling or incapable of such bold moves

hey riddler, batman me this

Piss markets bullish, gold market bearish, bear down gold for bull piss

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

teaaaa

We all have days like this

Let's fucking go now we're cooking with gas

OH MY GOD

From the navy that brought you the ship that bakes cakes so the sailers on the other ships arent sad on their birthdays

A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.

Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Exactly one year ago today:

Someone should make an oceans 11 style heist mocumentary but its about the 2000 election in florida

Huge L on frank herbert for giving an iconic name to the plain old poisoned needle used in the ritual, and not one for The Box That Hurts You

I want to stuff myself in a locker for knowing that the gom jabbar is the needle, not the box

My woims

Gom jabbar unboxing and reaction video

a listing for a "compact trumpet". a purple metallic contraption with 3 keys and a single short straight pipe that is slightly flared at one end. like if you removed the bell and all the bendy bits from a regular trumpet. and made it purple for some reason.

bringing my sawed-off to the ska rumble

His full name is Jenius Denius Vance

Jorkin Dapope Vance

Hi i'm Ace Dogfight here to voice Fox McCloud

Pumps Georg, who lives in a starbucks bathroom and guzzles over 10,000 espresso pumps each day, was an outlier and should not have been counted, in the calculated average the ai uses to determine the standard number of pumps

This is how most of the companies in my cyberpunk TTRPG are structured. One of them is described as being equally invested in 3 sectors: shoes, helium alchemy, and robotic parts supply