If i die trying to kick the mirror of a car parked in the bike lane that would be a beautiful death

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

NO TAX ON BOAT LOAN INTEREST ISE ON @RepNancyMace

stiff competition but I found it, the worst policy proposal

used to be there was a time you could tell how trash a man's dick was by how loud his speakers were

Business as Usual at North Portland Scrapyard, Despite Years of Environmental Violations  - Portland Mercury NW Metals LLC is facing new enforcement actions brought by the Oregon Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) for repeated violations at its north Portland scrapyards. The notice, sent to the compan...

infuriating

www.portlandmercury.com/news/busines...

Jokes aside, councilors haven’t been brought into these discussions until recently and the information we’ve received is vague. If they want public dollars, there needs to be empirical evidence that this will provide massive public benefits.

Public dollars are not a slush fund for billionaires.

Portland officials have been using this monumental code name to discuss Trail Blazers arena project The name reflects the scale and significance of the Moda Center to Portland, a city spokesperson said, as officials work to finalize public funding.

Changing the name of my staff meeting to Project Oversight

“Top city officials have held a weekly “Project Mt. Hood” meeting since at least early November focused on a taxpayer funded renovation of the Moda Center, currently estimated at $600 million, according to a review of public calendars.”

OMG shoot this directly into my Oregon

"The scaremongers were wrong. Over its first 14 months, the congestion pricing system has exceeded even the high hopes of many supporters. It has reduced traffic, improved the quality of life and even provided a boost for businesses. Talk of killing it has faded."

this school was set to close bc they were always gassed by ice and were facing a 9 mo permitting challenge for moving, but needed a solution in months. we did it in weeks and then they opened on time for the new year. proud of this one!

please donate to my campaign so i may keep doing this work

Clown event still possible

Donald Pump

Hahahaha

"Pacific Northwest old-growth stores more carbon per acre than any terrestrial ecosystem on the planet."

There are five hours left to leave a public comment against clearcutting our old growth.

morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g...

I will pay top dollar for an adult version

Absolutely

Brightline death toll surpasses 180, but safeguards are still lacking Brightline trains have killed 182 people, significantly more than publicly known, an investigation by the Miami Herald and WLRN has found.

“The trains reach 79 mph between Miami and West Palm Beach, and 110 mph farther north to Cocoa. Only the final segment to Orlando … travels at speeds up to 125 mph. It is fenced off and inaccessible to cars and pedestrians. No one has died there.”🤷
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/a...

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

A keyboard with the y and z keys swapped

I need someone at Peloton to answer for this keyboard

Something tells me the same logic wouldn’t apply to a tiny gas tax increase to fund roads and infrastructure. But I guess invading the Middle East is a classic American pastime and building things domestically is, uh, not

Our cafe guest's dog, Beto, is missing. He’s a very friendly American Pit Bull who ran off when startled by a loud motorcycle near Laurehhurt Park. If you see him, report a sighting here: www.petradar.org/es/mascotas-perdidos-y-e...
(available in English and Spanish).

Waffle House ban got them shook

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Riley has opened up his third eye and driven himself mad with the NScale scandal - where the UK's national "sovereign data provider homegrown AI chapmpion" seems to have forgotten to purchase the land for its new supercomputer in Loughton.

www.patreon.com/posts/scaffo...

Portland Ebike Rebate Program – Clever Cycles Clever Cycles is a participating retailer in Portland's PCEF e-bike rebate program. Get up to $1,600 off a new e-bike plus $300 for accessories in 2026.

Portland ebike rebate program begins April 6. You must be at 60% AMI (Area Medium Income) to qualify. Get up to $1,600 off a new e-bike plus $300 for accessories in 2026.

Paid for by PCEF Portland Clean Energy Fund.

@clevercycles.com + other local participating bike shops

The Massage That Nearly Finished Me YouTube video by Josh Johnson

Share this so more people can see it Friends. New stand up out in 3 hours on YouTube youtu.be/-P8--AN_bn8?...

Outgoing Interstate Bridge Replacement project director Greg Johnson instructed his staff to keep the long delayed $17.7 billion cost estimate a secret, even though legislators wanted it made public. cityobservatory.org/friday-the-1...

In the Shadows: Records Show Labor Leader’s Campaign to Influence City Councilors Labor Council Secretary Laurie Wimmer privately suggested councilors sue the city to stop “MAGA of the left” from choosing council president.

New public records give insight into a Portland city councilor’s idea to sue the city, let the mayor break a tie, and decide the council’s president in January. A longtime labor leader told the Mercury she was “an observer,” but public records starkly contrast her laissez-faire, big tent narrative.

Keep lookin' to the sky! (for falling cars)

Neanderthals packin