No you deliberately faffed about all afternoon so that you could hole up in the study “working” while listening to the Palace/WH match and periodically torment your surviving parent with match commentary…

I have three because I was a really boring 23yo

Am starting to feel v smug about being a fucking boring 20something, starting my pension at 23 and buying my first flat at 27.

That kid in the wall will end up in A&E before the day is done.

I’ve fucked off to the political wilderness. I know too much about the Greens to think they’re any better. And our local Labour councillors are good, solid citizens.

Me too. Should have voted for Long-Bailey and have been regretting it ever since.

Oh wow, that is brave of you. I’m usually paralysed by social anxiety in that situation.

Mr S grew up in Bangor and is annoyed.

“I can’t risk my life for a sandwich”: A day watching shoplifters at Greggs "No pastries?" said one thief as she cleared the shelves and asked staff for further supplies.

Proper, boots-on-the-ground journalism that you can’t get from a press release. If I was a sub again, I’d love to work for this lot.

Jeez…

It is time for me to say, “I saw him do this at Milton Keynes Bowl”, and for my husband to sigh and remember that in 1983 he was listening to Budgie. #totp

Peak hair period for Bowie #totp

He’s in Reform?

I watched the news last night and the only opposing comments were from Kemi and … Richard Tice. They seem to have forgotten about the parliamentary parties with more MPs than Reform

Is it me, or does this Israeli govt spokesperson sound like an AI avatar? #bbcworldservice

The St Thomas the Apostle kid? Our Local Hero?

As I just said to my husband, “Ex-Palace…” #BAYRMA

A learning designer writes: depends what you mean by “gifted”. You can accelerate “gifted” children within the comp system and provide an inclusive curriculum with positive outcomes for normies.

Our mate Dan doing a Bowie at our local

Am now in a post exam slump and unable to do anything except rewatch Andor and consider crocheting a mini Jackson Lamb

Time for another morning it TOPIK torture. Honestly, why do I put myself through this?

Is the drummer that chap from The Beautiful South #totp. And why are the ‘backing singers’ all chaps when it’s obviously D.C Lee on vocals

Oooh “Sun City Boys”….buuurn, John. #totp

Was is at the point where they were barely on speaking terms #aha #totp

George moping in a nice TopShop Man jumper is a great George #totp

I’ve got the album on vinyl somewhere

Ohh BAD #totp

Seems perfectly reasonable to me. You have shoes too, of course

Hate mussels. Love sea bass and plaice and trout.