Five red jerry cans in my boot

What the hell am I supposed to do with this now?

sources are telling me that during the national address anthony albanese plans to announce he got a bbl

We're so back

I will happily sell my rations to the highest bidder

Holy shit why did no one tell me that the I*raeli ambassador to aus is also a white South African 😭😭😭 everything else aside surely that's a bit on the nose

It's joever

a 3D print of a plastic structure and a faceplate with three holes in it

the structure, post-assembly, now containing some electronics and with some keyswitches inserted into the faceplate

the structure is now invisible, wrapped in cardboard that's been colored with an alcohol marker and decorated with some William Morris-design borders

handpainted wooden tokens are placed over the keys - a computer, a lamp, and a wind turbine

new hobby: building homebrew IoT devices, housing them in paper + cardboard structures, and then painting wooden tokens for buttons

when I got into smart home stuff I was really put off by the glossy/plastic aesthetic basically everything has. so, feels rad to bring a handmade vibe

This is awesome

It really begs the question of why even have all this gear if they're just gonna pump people with lead the second they wave a gun around

There were eight shooters so more like they all got at least two

New revelations after Dezi Freeman shot more than 20 times by police YouTube video by Sky News Australia

Saw this on YouTube this morning, it's Sky so have a grain of salt
youtu.be/zLJyaAnZPTU?...

Just saw a report that said the cops shot him TWENTY times. Lol. Lmao even

Honestly regardless of the crimes someone's accused of, the police should not be able to shoot them dead and then say stuff like "it's a good day" out in public. I mean, look at what his son is saying. It's hard not to have empathy for him here. I think we can ask more of our police force.

Kinda wild that there's a side mission in Pokemon legends z-a where a cop accuses you of a crime you didn't commit and then challenges you to a fight when you deny it

There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down

Activist or attention hog? Drew has an obsession. His dad wishes he’d drop it Some say he’s a disorganised troublemaker. Others see him as an impassioned voice against China’s human rights abuses. Drew Pavlou can be both.

Who is Drew Pavlou, anti-CCP activist and human rights campaigner? share.google/0xiR0yv9bfST...

I'm hearing the banks are running out of unleaded 91

I deeply respect my girlfriend who is too ashamed to be publicly associated with me. I respect my mum, who defends me when my dad tells me to get a job.

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

The record on these wars, starting with Korea, is: ongoing, loss, win, loss, loss, ongoing

Israel says commando raid deep in Lebanon failed to find remains of Ron Arad Airman shot down in 1986; Hezbollah says IDF troops tried helicopter landing in Nabi Chit, triggering clashes, airstrikes, with 41 killed; IDF: troops did not face fire; PM stresses 'personal commitme...

The IDF killed 41 people in Lebanon while trying (unsuccessfully) to recover the remains of an airman shot down 40 years ago.

Living with your gf is basically like having a housemate who sometimes hides things you need from you

Xi’s China will be world-shaping in the coming months and years. Our return to Beijing could not be more timely or urgent Lisa Visentin March 3, 2026 — 3:45pm

Australia faces the threat of war with China within three years – and we’re not ready Are we prepared for full-scale conflict? Our panel of national security experts says no. March 7, 2023Peter Hartcher and Matthew Knott

lulz, the SMH is announcing it is re-opening its China bureau almost exactly 3 years since they said we could be at war with China in... *checks notes*... 3 years

Inaugural Fearless Prize goes to Perkins for “New Growth” | Books+Publishing Purchase a subscription to view job ads and other premium content on Books+Publishing.

Absolutely bloody thrilled about this. I won a thing!

www.booksandpublishing.com.au/articles/202...

KARL STEFANOVIC Let's say everyone else around Australia is getting their spending under control but the government hasn't and we've seen this rise, Heidi, of One Nation continue to keep rolling, it's picking up pace with support for the party continuing to surge in the regions, but also across parts of Victoria, you know, this is a real problem for Labor. HEIDI MURPHY I was in the middle of Melbourne yesterday or in the western suburbs of Melbourne doing a media conference and a man walked past yelling out, go One Nation, it was on and on and on about One Nation. This is downtown Melbourne essentially or in western suburbs not in a country town where you might expect it a bit more. They're certainly surging. Does it turn into votes? We'll know in the South Australian election soon. We face an election here in Victoria in November. Clearly there's frustration with the major parties at the state level, probably at the federal level and One Nation's there ready to scoop it all up. KARL STEFANOVIC Bridget, I know. Why don't you just join forces with them? BRIDGET MCKENZIE Well, Karl, no-one's saying that those on the non-Labor side of Parliament won't be doing everything we can to stop a Labor government after both the state election and the federal. KARL STEFANOVIC So you will join forces with One Nation? You're open to it at the very least.

I was looking up what young Karlos has said about the Isis brides to riff about him getting radicalised by his child bride, but I found this? This is shocking stuff considering what he says on his podcast etc. I was constantly under pressure for being biased at Nine - how does this guy have a job

Karl Stefanovic is living the family court dad dream. Representation matters

This really adds to the picture tbh

Me when the kids stop answering my calls: actually the vaccine was bullshit and minorities are ruining the country

Has anyone else pointed out that Karl Stefanovic's anti-woke turn is classic stuff for a washed-up, middle-aged dude who blew up his relationship with a woman who was his age and then started dating someone worryingly young? Or am I late to that

PM defends decision to invite Herzog to Australia Nick Newling Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has backed his decision to invite Israeli President Isaac Herzog to Australia, saying it was appropriate to allow the Jewish community to mourn with the leader. "He was [invited] because he's the head of state. He's the equivalent of the governor-general, and when the Jewish community asked for their head of state to visit. I think it is appropriate that people be allowed to mourn and to do so respectfully," Albanese told Triple M radio in Hobart.

This is maddening nonsense from Albanese.

Herzog is the President of *Israel*. He’s not the “head of state” for Jews.

This transformation of Jews into some convenient monolith is perverse.