Monthly Stolitz post

Do u think Stolas is gonna get any plants in the next series? Please someone give him a plant

#Stolitz

If Vassago was a real one he’d sneak in, steal Stolas’ grimoire, photocopy the relevant pages, put it back then give the photocopy to Stolas
Just sayinnnnnnnnnnnnn

Yall notice that IMP all hugged blitz when they realised he would live during mastermind but no one did that with Stolas?
let me give him a support system I BEG
Ozzie, Verosika, Vassago, let’s fucking go.

If we don’t get jealous blitz I’m crashing out
“Oh but that’s not healthy”
Hear ye harlot! cease thu rambunctious babblings at once!
#helluvaboss

You know it’s in between helluva boss series when there’s only 1 person liking ur posts
AND I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN (jokes)
I was wondering why like no one is active then I realised I haven’t been active either 😭

I made my friends do a fic quiz show where they had to guess the ship based on the title of the fic alone
Put one of my fics in
Neither of them got it 😢

Wally Wackford is one of The Girls.

#helluvaboss #wallywackford

CRYING
THIS POOR MAN HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH

Honestly you gotta give it to him what a champ
My question is is it every 7th kiss
Or is it just after the 7th kiss? Can she get him pregnant again? 🤔🤔

I stopped watching troll hunters ages before that
But that’s the one thing I know
7th kiss makes baby 🫡🫡🫡

also new legislation in my country means I have to show my ID to access anything deemed “harmful” for the kids including DM’s on here
It’s bollocks but there’s nothing I can do
So if you wanna message me you have to send me a message on discord
If yall want my discord just ask :)

DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS??

Guys I’m alive I swear
Im going to Birmingham comic con and im meeting Brandon and vivzie! 😁
#helluva @vivziepop.bsky.social

I’ve decided Stolas needs a support network
No one can stop me

PREACH
It was such a weird message 😭
GOD FORBID A MAN HELP SOMEONE WHOS DEPRESSED

HOW MUCH LONGER

The things I’d do to him if he let me
😏

GUYS THE SLUTTY BOOTS

Guys I want that cookie so fuckin badly
#Marvel

In mourning that stolas wasn’t allowed to keep his wardrobe or any of his plants
#HelluvaBoss

😭😭😭 literally
I don’t wanna say anything in the gc
Or else they may find the fan fictions 😟

I also don’t think they know I have a helluva fan account 😭
So I felt like a spy

I’m normally super good at these debates but I just wanna crochet 😞

I do like debating but it’s one of those days where I’m like “I just want to like what I like”
So I fully just didn’t engage 😭

I just got hit with “Stolas and blitz’s relationship is abusive” I can’t keep doing this gang

I didn’t engage bc I was just like
So I don’t know

Not even bad writing! They were claiming he was a bad person and I just

Guys I can’t keep doing this
#Stolas #HelluvaBoss