You can do nothing better with your life than listen to this spectacular podfic of this magnificent fic.

Leather office chair with a grey blanket over the top of the backrest. On the seat is a cream cushion with a silhouette in black of a cat clawing the air in the bottom left. The rat of the cushion is filled with black text in an OFMD style of font. It reads: cats are terrifying. Everyone knows that. Coz they're witches. And they've got knives in their feet. Behind the chair is a cat tower and scratching post.

Okay, Mr C. Is GREAT at birthday presents. New cushion for my writing chair b

It wooden table top covered in loose stickers, all of which depict imagery from OFMD

Aaaaaaaaand, ACTUAL BIRTHDAY!!! For which my beloved bought me a big pile of OFMD stickers because he supports me in all my deranged obsessions.

My left hand resting laln down a little towel. My nails are alternating iridescent teal and iridescent, glittery purpl

Aaaaaaaand, birthday nails!

It's actually next week but the hair was good to go.

And it was FREE! GLORIOUSLY FREE!!!! WAHAHAHAHAAA!! One of my best friends is a hairdresser.

Pic is of the back of my head, neck and shoulders. I'm wearing a capped sleeve, back T-shirt. I have a tousled, blond bob. The undercut is just peeking through a gap. It is dyed plum purple, dark pink and bright orange.

Pic is of the back of my head, neck and shoulders. I'm wearing a capped sleeve, back T-shirt. I have a tousled, Plum blond bob, which I'm holding up with both hands so the undercut is visible. It is dyed in three horizontal stripes. Plum purple at the top, dark pink below, and orange at the bottom.

Birthday hair!

But you are a big brave boy & I am in awe of you. Just got giving it a go. Also, you are very funny so...

OH FUCK YEAH!!! Please let me know how the stand-up course goes. I have been toying with the idea for ages but have been too scared.

Eeeeee! I'm so excited. I've loved this fic for AGES!

It's so good.

Yay! Thank you so much! We've actually picked a different fic for this project because of timings but @clairegregoryau.bsky.socia & I would love to record Flirty Nothings once that's finished. Are we okay to tag you etc when we post it? I can also let you know when we start working on it.

Happy first anniversary to The Botany of Desire 🔥🔥🔥🌺🍆🍆

If you read it early on, check out the art that was eventually added 🫠

#TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDfanfic

Yeah, I know him. Good dude.

@silverwhisk.bsky.social Hi. I'm taking part in the OFMD podfic challenge @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social & I'd love to record one of your fics. I wanted to ask you if it would be ok for me & @clairegregoryau.bsky.social to record Flirty Nothings? Totally fine if not but could you let me know? Thanks.

Man, I loved this gift. Treat yourself to it too.

Scraping in very late for #OFMD #TakeTwoTuesday with Goody Two Shoes, my canon-divergent co-captains era smut. It's very silly, kinda hot & one of my favourites. I had great fun writing it to @gildecage.bsky.social prompt for @ofmdaction.bsky.social. 24k, E rated.

archiveofourown.org/works/59588170

Thank you so much! That's so lovely to hear. Yeah, get back on it. I've signed up for the @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social this year. First time.

Pink tentacles swirl through sunlit water. Over the image are blocks containing text, which reads: Monstrous. Written by dance_across. Read by GildedCage.

Okay. So I completely forgot to make them live on AO3 until yesterday (planned to do it over a few days) but chapters 2 AND 3 ARE AVAILABLE NOW!
archiveofourown.org/works/812829...

Temperance

Went for the patience, finding meaning, purpose… meaning of the card

#OFMDFanart

Well, @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social y'talked me into it. I've signed up. But on your heads be it if my brain dribbles out of my ears. Literally. I will find you and flick dribbly brains at your heads.

Obvs not actually. I'm SUUUUUPER excited and very grateful for your advice. Can't wait!

Hey. I'm planning to sign up as a podficcer. I'm also a fic writer and am happy to be added to the FPSList. Can I just tell you or is there something else I need to do?

Weeeeeeellll, go on then.

Weeeeelllll, go on then.

Hmmmmmmmm. I am tempted...

Aw, man! I would've LOVED to do this, I've just started podficcing, but I'm doing RBB for the 1st time as well and I don't think I can do both and, y'know, earn work tokens. Next time though. I'm also a writer and very happy to go on the blanket permission list if that's cool.

I guess it kind of is made up word. As are all words. And thoughts. Arrrrrgh! Now I don't know if I exist!

Turns out I don't know how to spell podficcing though so that's another thing I've learned! This fandom, man. So educational!

Thank you so much 💜🧡 Full disclosure, there are a few little mic bomps and occasional mouth sounds but I think I have worked out how to prevent those in future podfics. Lives and learns, duncha?

Pink tentacles swirl through sunlit water. Over the image are blocks containing text, which reads: Monstrous. Written by dance_across. Read by GildedCage.

IT'S HERE! Chapter 1 of the podfic of Monstrous by @dance-across.bsky.social read by me. If you listen, I'd love to hear what you think. Podficking is a new adventure for me.

Thanks again to @sdryan.bsky.social for being so generous with their time and advice.

archiveofourown.org/works/812829...