I loved the TV series with that as the theme tune ❤️

Bloody shat myself!!! My ears!!! 😆

I’m so sorry to hear this, hugs to you ❤️❤️ xx

Oh no, back to bed with you, with a bowl 😑 xxxx

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When you leave your mouse hovering on the volume, because that song hits hard and you want it loudddddd…. and then you go to scroll up….

I was determined!!!! Even if I didn’t get the word I was going to get that letter!
And I didn’t.

Morning Liam, that is so true!!
I hope your day goes well too xxx

“If I can just get that 4th letter I’ll be fine”

Stupid bloody game

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It’s brilliant!!! Loved it!!

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Ferrets go through a phantom pregnancy and think you are their kit! They try and drag you, and any other ferret on the nest and get most offended that you don’t fit!

It’s the only thing that does get wet when you lay it…
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You do have to look at how far you have come though, and how many hurdles you have overcome. Finding somewhere to live, moving out, furnishing the place, meetings with solicitors, divorce papers, and all the while still trying to work and be a Dad.

It will be rinsed and repeat for a while yet, but it will ease, you are still grieving, not for the person but for the relationship you thought you had xx

Sweet babies 😍

Team meeting last Wednesday, had to go in the office…
“Well there isn’t much to go through this week….”

So I’ve come in and this really could have been an email..

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“Morning team so this week we are focussing on ….”

(Same bollox we were focussed on last week)

Awww that is lovely!!! 🥰 I’m glad you had a nice time xx

Reposted because I know I have followers that use Substack.

And George is an old pensioner who can barely work the remote control….

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Well, The Boy is on his way back to Norwich, and now the double airbed is deflated and packs up, I can see where the sofas need to go.

And I am going to have to move my lounge round…. Again!

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I thought you would take it as an excuse to let everything else hang out…

I know, mind in the gutter, no intelligence or sophistication whatsoever.

I read that as “one head”, and I was expecting an explanation of what the other head was feeling….

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Gorgeous babies, although those names fill me with delight!

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This is you looking for the clit 👇👇

This from a man that has never even seen one…

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He is a joy 😍

You look lovely, I love the skirt!

😆 sometimes it’s a user issue