Oh shit, I thought something was just wrong with the app. Who's idea was this?

i can't believe you didn't invite me to spirit cook with will ferrell

EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Produced Pro-Pedophile / Child Torture & Murder Shows For Adult Swim In Conjunction With Will Ferrell Who Took Part In Satanic Rituals With Spirit Cooking High Priestess Marina Abramović!

lol what a dummy

I will say this: Batman villains do lend themselves better to stand-alone Batman-free stories than Spider-Man villains do.

pardonmewhileipanic: stunningpicture: nature is brutal A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds - it’s a picture of this very scenario

For those unaware

i believe that's some good news that deserves the ole razzle dazzle

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W E R E S U M E O U R B R O A D C A S T D A Y

youtu.be/W_Qlb85JD_g?...

A great thread. I'm going to be annoying and state for the billionth time that this is why the Wildstorm characters do not belong in the DCU. Because the DC heroes are in charge of maintaining a world that is essentially good.

screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"

screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

1, and see how long before one of them snaps first.

All Pol-Robs Are Bastards

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Nuclear God Deathmatch: Dr. Manhattan vs Solar, Man of the Atom?

asajj ventress poses dramatically with her golden lightsaber. A screenshot of an old twitter post is on the top layer of the image. It's a tweet by user greenjuicestain and it says "hope whoever prayed on my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realise god doesn't listen to you"

thinking about her

god tier outcome & creative partnership

no one else (except Conner O’Malley) is as prepared as Tim Heidecker to satirize right wing brainrot

this has the potential to be more than just funny. it could undermine an entire class of propaganda by highlighting its tactics and making a joke of it all

I'm so tired of this "false sense of victimization" these weak men feel.

"Oh no, women don't worship. Women don't want me. Women are too independent. Women should be sex toys. Women shouldn't have rights."

Like fuck that. Only weak men are screaming victimization.

bluesky: happy 4/20 everyone, smoke up!

X: 137 years ago today, hitler was born. never forget a true hero.. 🙏

tumblr: remembering and honoring columbine today. dylan klebold was sexy.

facebook: ha ha! i used chatgpt to turn my dog into a rastafarian. #420 😋

Did the meme!!!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

Look at this Doctor Doom-ass ****.

Sometimes, you can be very surprised at the creature(s) you create.

Tagging @theduskborn.bsky.social @clangargoyle.bsky.social for no particular reason.

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff and Grandpa Nutmeg sit in a booth at a diner. The server walks up with a pot of coffee and says "What if it's allergies, and a cold, and I'm a hypochondriac?"

New Yorker Panel: Two people are walking. One of them nervously says "Some coffee in your milk?"

4/20/26

In response to some bullshit going around:

Can we please fucking destigmatize men being nice to / caring about / engaging with kids? These are normal adult mammal instincts; what's fucked up is that we beat them out of people based on gender and/or assume they're inherently predatory.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”