If anything, that's kind of a turn on. Very Seductive Sunday of him.

Get in line, Barbie Farmer Dream.

He looks like trouble...

🧍

I /am/. Even if it's just magnifying glasses, people still can't know.

It's those glasses that have magnifying lenses. Cross stitching is hard, you know?

“You and I are gonna have a quick chat. You're good with quick, right?”

And off they go.

A retirement home?? Me???? You'd do that to your old man with still perfect control over his faculties?????

He's got him trapped with a suppressing collar. Bow and arrow pointed in between his eyes.

So what if I want to tune in on how my boy is doing? Is that so wrong?

...also I picked up cross stitching, but I'm waiting on my. Ahem. ᵐʸᵍˡᵃˢˢᵉˢ.

Whaaaaaat???? Me? Absolutely baseless accusation.

// omg... you and I said it at the same time most likely... whispering it out at the universe

Oooh heeeeeyyyy.

Didn't, uh. Didn't see ya there, bud.

// absolutely hate that you just brought back my vocal stims of her awful line deliveries

Pretending he's not eavesdropping.

That reminds me the time Bruce and I——

Backed it so fast I can't spell.

I backt his agenda.

He's had too much punch and now he's extra extra poisoned and laying down on the floor.

Hm. Is it alcohol free?

I invited myself. Your ball needed to become a party, and that's what I am.

( He's dressed as... The Onceler???? )

I know you've waited for the big deal, but don't worry.

I have arrived.

#DraculasHalloweenBash

I have a feeling something is going wrong.

“John, dear. Are you sure? You seem angry, irked about something.”

“Wherever you want, hot stuff.”

“I won't. But you can tell me what's on your mind.”

“I can put poison in it. Or I can choke you tonight if you're up for something kinkier.”