Where was the Director of Handbag Security?!?!

The other night Trump bragged about the number of countries now kissing his ass. Apparently they're all able to do it at once.

Give him the heave-ho-chul!

Rake America Great Again

Shelton has given up

T'was NOT brillig, I'm afraid.

Remember what "left to one's own devices" used to mean?

Absolute BS FU Pangram today

It is easier to turn an aquarium into fish soup, then to turn fish soup into an aquarium.

Russian saying

The number of people, before Dec 1, searching for:

1. Brian Thompson
2. UHC investor Meeting
3. Youth hostel NYC

has got to be 1

Midtown Murder Motive Musings:

1. romantic entanglement
2. professional competitor
3. disgruntled insured

What's your take? I'm leaning towards #3

Exercise CONTROLL!

Notre-Dame: rebâti
Le gouvernement: effondré

Biden must have just figured, "Fuck it! Nothing I do is going to be worse than what's to come."

I really think lactation consultants need a better name...but no one's asking me.

Under an electric bus

If only all of Trump's cronies could be hammered as hard....

I'm gonna need a bigger fridge!

NYC could really use some knife control

Yes, they were. I'm so far removed from the biz now I don't know how folks are feeling about it. As far as rent capture, I don't know enough about property lines in NYC to opine on that. They will certainly reside in memory as emblematic of the pandemic in NYC.

Leaving the X-crement behind.

NYC's sidewalk sheds are leaving us. I will not shed a tear.